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Huh! The dead have their own language?!?
And what, I guess that maybe means poltergeists are just doing [dead] Morse Code?
Sin tack ear lol
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Ahem. That would be Morte[^] Code.
Software Zen: delete this;
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SELECT CHAR(87) + CHAR(104) + CHAR(97) + CHAR(116) + CHAR(32) + CHAR(102) + CHAR(111) + CHAR(114) + CHAR(32) + CHAR(100) + CHAR(105) + CHAR(110) + CHAR(110) + CHAR(101) + CHAR(114) + CHAR(33) + CHAR(33) + CHAR(33)
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She's having slow cooked pork ribs, I'm having a burger!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ingenious!
select char(65) + CHAR(114) + CHAR(101)+ CHAR(32) +CHAR(121) + char(111) + CHAR(117) + CHAR(32) + CHAR(99) + CHAR(111) + CHAR(111) + CHAR(107) + CHAR(105) + CHAR(110) + CHAR(103) + char(63)
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SELECT CHAR(79) + CHAR(114) + CHAR(105) + CHAR(103) + CHAR(105) + CHAR(110) + CHAR(97) + CHAR(108) + CHAR(71) + CHAR(114) + CHAR(105) + CHAR(102) + CHAR(102) + CHAR(32) + CHAR(104) + CHAR(97) + CHAR(115) + CHAR(32) + CHAR(116) + CHAR(104) + CHAR(101) + CHAR(32) + CHAR(97) + CHAR(110) + CHAR(115) + CHAR(119) + CHAR(101) + CHAR(114)
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Jacquers wrote: humor
More like "exhumer".
Still, it's an interesting topic. We should bury the hatchet and lay this one to rest before it expires.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Only if it's delivered dead pan, but not until tomb morrow.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Comma what may, it is well noun who you would colon to get an answer.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Would you not need to decrypt it?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You just Leslied[^] yourself.
Which sounds like it's illegal or you at least need tissues.
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Haha - it was 3 months ago - are you saying we should be time limited to laughs???
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Yes, after three months of age, you're not allowed to laugh. Welcome to life.
Jeremy Falcon
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It was 1 year and 3 months ago.......October 2015
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Didn't notice that! Time flies when you're retelling jokes...
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Pom Pey3 wrote: You just Leslied yourself.
And that's the funniest joke of all!
Marc
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28 January is the start of the Chinese New Year: the year of the Red Fire Chicken
(not year of the Rooster as most people claim, by the almanac it really is a chicken year).
And if that's not confusing enough the Chicken doesn't actually become the zodiac until about Feb 4 (delayed crossing the road?).
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Sin tack ear lol
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Lopatir wrote: Red Fire Chicken That solves the question what will be on the menu today.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That is sort-of reassuring. I was getting really concerned. The last time the year of the pig came around, there was a Swine flu[^] outbreak, and in the year of the horse the racing industry was crippled by an outbreak of Equine influenza[^]. This year being the year of the c**k...well you figure it out.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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The next Windows 10 update, that fixes a long list of issues with Win 10, is not yet available through automatic updates. However, you can download it and install it manually, but if you do that it is at your own peril. I have installed it, but not yet tested it thoroughly. If you are interested see the link below for a discussion and a download link:
Windows 10 KB3216755: Important fixes, Update Catalog exclusive - gHacks Tech News[^]
[Edit:] I recommend that you take a systems drive image of your current setup, before installing this update, just in case you need to revert to your existing setup.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Basically updating Windows became as error-prone as it was updating a Linux distribution back in the old days. I got what the 10 is for: it means "10 years backwards"!
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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