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Sounds like the baklava eating man's dinosaur.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Bone-us pun: are old dinosaurs from the Geriatric age?
(Someone . . . go get your coat)
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Yes[^]
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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01000110 01101100 01101001 01101110 01110100 01110011 01110100 01101111 01101110 01100101 01110011
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01000110 01101100 01101001 01101110 01110100 01100010 01101111 01101110 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00101110 00101110 00101110 00111010 01101100 01100001 01110101 01100111 01101000 00111010
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually, the top left has an interesting message!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I wondered why I still have "R" and "L" painted on my shoes...
Fixed.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The universe trying to tell us something?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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If it is, it's only two short words!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: If it is, it's only two short words!
But a very profound message!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Much more credible than an apology.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Back to photostream?
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Image, not page...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Unlike the message in the picture your message was pretty ambiguous!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Final Message
So long and thanks for all the fish?
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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@OriginalGriff hacked my acct and posted this so I'd get more CP points (the "thought"ful part...).
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MacSpudster wrote: @OriginalGriff hacked my acct
That's not a thought; that's an action!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: that's an action!
If I had, I'd hold an auction!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yup; an action is a fake thought, indeed!
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...something to think about.
Jeremy Falcon
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I've lost faith in humankind
You people who deal regularly with users probably experience this regularly. You have my heartfelt sympathies...
It started off as an email attachment they couldn't open.
Forward it to me, I'll take a look
Apparently there are people who can't forward email because they don't know how to.
The "attachment" happened to be a link to a huge video. Since they can't forward the link, they got their kid to log in to the email account and sent me a photograph of the screen. They can skype, thankfully, on their iPhone. Apple is right, people definitely don't need that many features because it confuses them. Had it been an Android phone I'd have been screwed - making me visit them to look at the mail in person.
That took two attempts because the first pic was of the list of emails (without opening the one with the link)
Had to type the link manually (freaking long hash), download it and write it to a DVD so that they can view it (another thing that they could do)
The previous tech support request was to fix their laptop (because programmers know to fix everything. Go figure)
Turned out the thing was unplugged (rats nest of wires, no idea what is plugged in where) and the battery was dead. Nearly took the damned thing apart, had too much faith that they would overlook something so obvious.
I need a drink. And another one after that.
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Nighthowler wrote: I'd have been screwed - making me visit them to look at the mail in person. Years ago, I did tech support and we only had a telephone. There is a skill in asking users to describe what they are seeing. Nowadays, people rely too much on being able to remote in and do not know how to ask the right questions. A lost art, it would seem.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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