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I thought they were always out of vein. That is, if the phlebotomist does it right.
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Why do you keep needling us?
Software Zen: delete this;
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When I red that I thought it to B rather sanguine concept.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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EVERYONE COUNTS
1 11 21 1211 111221
Go on with the series...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Just say what you see.
one one, two one, one two one one, ...
1, 11, 21, 1211, 111221, 312211, 13112221, 1113213211, ...
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Vee Ee Ar Wy Ess Aitch A Ar Pee Tee O Dee A Wy!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Tea aitch ay en kay why owe ewe!
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QUICK MATH
It took 10 days for 10 men to build a wall 10 foot high, 10 inch thick and 10 miles long...
How many days it will take for 5 men?
(I know. No 29th this year. It is for me nice - a present...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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No time at all, it's already built.
Just act like managers, and grab the credit.
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And Mexico is going to pay for it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Unless it's to the East, in which case Europe will happily cough up the spondulicks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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10 days if you whip them hard enough
This space for rent
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I see you have finished the advanced management class[^]...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I guess the proper "modern management" answer would be:
Quote: "Downsize three of them to scare the other two into working harder, then outsource the production to China, grab your bonus, exercise your stock options on the uptick, and flee the scene before it all falls down around your ears."
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22 days.
If it takes 10 men 10 days then it takes 100 man days to do 100% of the work.
So 1 man day = 1% of the work.
5 men = 5% per of the work per day so it will take 20 days to do 100% of the work
1 day for planning and 1 day for a retrospective every two weeks so 14 days man days are required for 12 man days of progress, so the final result is 22 days.
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Is it catch 22 or you would sign a contract on it?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I would like to invite all software developers to take part in my survey. Target group: developers working in a team that is developing software commercially.
I would be very grateful for your participation as well as the transfer of the survey to your friends. Please do not forward it to your own team members, so I only get one statement per team.
The survey:
https://survey.uni-hannover.de/index.php/694456/lang-en
(choose english or german version)
Thank you!
Hendrik Leßmann
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What's in it for us?
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Cookies!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Wiv Choklit chips? :nomnomnom:
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A battery backup that does not need testing?
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Oi' Griff - do you need some cream for that burn?
This space for rent
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Slacker007 wrote: does not need testing?
Exactly. Just like the airbags in his (you-know-who) car!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The honour of seeing your company - Boaty McBoatface industries - recognised for its team-management process.
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Hendrik Leßmann wrote: Please do not forward it to your own team members, so I only get one statement per team
But all my team on CP...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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