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Registry janitor!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Package junkie!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Metro liker!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Desktop abominator!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Desktop abominator!
If only you knew what I'm working on right now...
IE compatibility believer!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Best flame war I've had in years!
Distro dancer!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mickeysoft marketing victim!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Wine addict!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mickeysoft gullibility award nominee!
Too bad, it's time for bed. Good night!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Tomorrow is another day, Root hog!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's from Monkey Island I don't see an exchange like that
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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den2k88 wrote: It's from Monkey Island I don't see an exchange like that Damn, but that fight was hard to win!
I should have used a walkthrough, but after two hours, I wasn't going to give in!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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soapbox stuff, this is not facebook.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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A grammar nazi is born!
BTW: there might just possibly maybe be a slight problem with the linky.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes. Here, at the lounge!
What will happen if you assign the session id (that one from the IIS) to the JavaScript links in your web page (dynamically)?
(No mercy in our new brave world )
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You will get cookies. Chocolate cookies!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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The sky will fall on our heads.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Skynet?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Chicken Licken - this is Javascript we are talking about.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or we'll get hit in the face by a fish.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You will be teleported into a room, naked, with a thousand gorgeous women laughing at you.
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Pointing and laughing. Pointing and laughing.
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A young Lina Zavarone will appear on screen performing a tap-dance to Ivor Cutler's "I Believe in Bugs."
This will be followed by a JavaScriptHasGotItWrongAgainException being thrown (unless you're running Internet Explore in which case your browser will simply cease to respond).
Hope that helps.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Hello World
Sin tack
the any key okay
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