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You will get cookies. Chocolate cookies!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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The sky will fall on our heads.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Skynet?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Chicken Licken - this is Javascript we are talking about.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or we'll get hit in the face by a fish.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You will be teleported into a room, naked, with a thousand gorgeous women laughing at you.
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Pointing and laughing. Pointing and laughing.
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A young Lina Zavarone will appear on screen performing a tap-dance to Ivor Cutler's "I Believe in Bugs."
This will be followed by a JavaScriptHasGotItWrongAgainException being thrown (unless you're running Internet Explore in which case your browser will simply cease to respond).
Hope that helps.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Hello World
Sin tack
the any key okay
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You end up with something a developer thinks is a solution to user-level caching but isn't, because IIS re-uses the session id when it is abandoned so you still risk getting the previous user data.
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Subtract 2 points from you for giving a practical answer. For shame!
Software Zen: delete this;
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If you find the one wrote that - please throw your answer at him... Hard!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Try your luck ...
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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What Me Worry ?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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That a total maniac developer is on the loose somewhere on our globe!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: total maniac developer is on the loose
I have done things.
Haven't you ?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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So have I.
But not those things.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: But not those things. Tell it to the judge.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Sentence first, trial later?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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... Liquid Nitrogen?
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"Cashier has a point and gains four inches driving this farm equipment." (11)
The answer is Telehandler (one of those forklift machines with a telescopic boom).
I'll leave it for 30 mins in case anyone wants to attempt a solution.
Andy B
modified 8-Mar-17 8:44am.
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A cashier is a teller
and four inches (in horse height) is a hand
not sure where 'e' comes from
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Well done! E is a point of the compass (N,S,E,W).
Andy B
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Tursday. What will auto-correct choose?
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Ah, the day between Wednesday and Friday in Ireland.
This space for rent
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