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Tables is still tables, Shirley?
You might want to recook a few stored procedures, scripts, and queries, but unless the data has changed hugely and new table structures haven't been implemented well, it shouldn't be too painful.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So only INSERTs and DELETEs?
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: SQL 6.5
IIRC, wasn't that the last version where every database had to have its own dedicated partition?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I know what 365 means in Office 365...
You have no mail for 365 days in a year...
I can live with that
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Does that mean that you only check your mail on Feb. 29?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Office 365 currently has 'A problem with my account' that they 'need my help to resolve'.
Apparently I need to uninstall Office, install Office 32-bit, uninstall Office 32-bit, install Office 64-bit before it'll stop implying that I don't have a license.
I really can't be a*sed until it refuses to let me use it.
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Also check your Outlook version - 2003 has no support without hotfix...
It is something about SSL/TSL support of Outlook...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Hell, it serves you right for picking the worst ever version of ms office.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If the prophet does not want to come to the mountain...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Please post video of that door opening. Must see.
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How many of us have used that design pattern to make our code fit?
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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I'm wondering how the garage door open/close? look like it stuck.
Bryian Tan
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I suspect it's a nicely made fake. If there is room enough to back off the boat to open the door, why make a hole in the door in the first place? And what about the trailer the boat is on? You can't move it without opening the door, but you can't open the door without moving the boat and the trailer.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Is a fake !!! Maybe someone Photoshop it
Bryian Tan
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Go on bring logic and common sense to a joke.
It was my first reaction
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Why do I have the urge to raise an eyebrow now?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I know that I have been getting on your nerves with my little hobby project, but I need another pat on the back for motivation.
One must be a little crazy to start such a project. The solution now contains 47 projects. I could have stuck to making a browser game, but web pages are as entertaining as my socks. And I also wanted to know if I can pull this off.
Enough of boring screenshots. Now I have videos.[^]
Besides a little shameless bragging, I still have hopes that someone who is a better artist comes along and wants to supply better 3D models. Or perhaps someone who wants to compose the 'Hymn of the conquest of the universe.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 25-Mar-17 11:33am.
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Looking good. And this is XAML based?
This space for rent
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To be precise, it's a UI that's based on my 3D engine, which is based on XNA/MonoGame, which is based on DirectX.
Yes, the whole thing uses XAM for everything: Loading the graphics resources, the animation of the 3D scenes in the background, the UI theme and also the views themselves.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Just for fun: This is the XAML for the UI theme for the game client:
Edit: Sorry, The editor refuses to show the whole XAML. Let's take something shorter and far less impressive, like that registration view:
Edit^2: It still refuses to show more than the top few lines. I begin to wonder how posting an article about this will work out.
<cRegistrationView Id="LoginView" Width="542" Height="500" DockStyle="ADAPT"
xmlns="clr-namespace:FoC.MemPraeUserModule.Presentation;assembly=MemPraeUserModule"
xmlns:foc="clr-namespace:FoC.Praetor4UI.Controls;assembly=Praetor4UI"
xmlns:x="http://schemas.microsoft.com/winfx/2006/xaml">
<foc:cPraePanel Id="PnlLoginName" Style="GroupPanel" PositionX="5" PositionY="5" Width="531" Height="65" >
<foc:cPraeImage Image="SequenceOne" PositionX="5" PositionY="5" Width="32" Height="32" />
<foc:cPraeLabel PositionX="52" PositionY="5" Width="200" Height="20" Text="Please enter your login name:" />
<foc:cPraeTextbox Id="TbLoginName" PositionX="52" PositionY="32" Width="367" Height="25" LabelText="Login Name" />
<foc:cPraeImageButton Id="BtnLoginName" Image="Button_96" PositionX="428" PositionY="34" Width="96" Height="22" Text="Continue" />
</foc:cPraePanel>
<foc:cPraePanel Id="PnlMailAddress" Style="GroupPanel" PositionX="5" PositionY="75" Width="531" Height="94" >
<foc:cPraeImage Image="SequenceTwo" PositionX="5" PositionY="5" Width="32" Height="32" />
<foc:cPraeLabel PositionX="52" PositionY="5" Width="300" Height="20" Text="Please enter your mail address and repeat:" />
<foc:cPraeTextbox Id="TbMailAddress" PositionX="52" PositionY="32" Width="367" Height="25" LabelText="Mail Address" />
<foc:cPraeTextbox Id="TbMailAddressRepeat" PositionX="52" PositionY="62" Width="367" Height="25" LabelText="Please Repeat" />
<foc:cPraeImageButton Id="BtnMailAddressBack" Image="Button_96" PositionX="428" PositionY="33" Width="96" Height="22" Text="Back" />
<foc:cPraeImageButton Id="BtnMailAddress" Image="Button_96" PositionX="428" PositionY="64" Width="96" Height="22" Text="Continue" />
</foc:cPraePanel>
<foc:cPraePanel Id="PnlServer" Style="GroupPanel" PositionX="5" PositionY="174" Width="531" Height="169" >
<foc:cPraeImage Image="SequenceThree" PositionX="5" PositionY="5" Width="32" Height="32" />
<foc:cPraeLabel PositionX="52" PositionY="5" Width="300" Height="20" Text="Please select a server:" />
<foc:cPraeListview Id="LvServers" Style="ServerList" PositionX="52" PositionY="32" Width="367" Height="130" />
<foc:cPraeImageButton Id="BtnServerBack" Image="Button_96" PositionX="428" PositionY="112" Width="96" Height="22" Text="Back" />
<foc:cPraeImageButton Id="BtnServer" Image="Button_96" PositionX="428" PositionY="139" Width="96" Height="22" Text="Continue" />
</foc:cPraePanel>
<foc:cPraePanel Id="PnlDisplayName" Style="GroupPanel" PositionX="5" PositionY="348" Width="531" Height="124" >
<foc:cPraeImage Image="SequenceFour" PositionX="5" PositionY="5" Width="32" Height="32" />
<foc:cPraeLabel PositionX="52" PositionY="5" Width="300" Height="20" Text="Please enter your display name and password:" />
<foc:cPraeTextbox Id="TbDisplayName" PositionX="52" PositionY="32" Width="367" Height="25" LabelText="Display Name" />
<foc:cPraeTextbox Id="TbPasswd" PositionX="52" PositionY="62" Width="367" Height="25" LabelText="Password" PasswordCharacter="x" />
<foc:cPraeTextbox Id="TbPasswdRepeat" PositionX="52" PositionY="92" Width="367" Height="25" LabelText="Please Repeat" PasswordCharacter="x" />
<foc:cPraeImageButton Id="BtnDisplayNameBack" Image="Button_96" PositionX="428" PositionY="68" Width="96" Height="22" Text="Back" />
<foc:cPraeImageButton Id="BtnDisplayName" Image="Button_96" PositionX="428" PositionY="95" Width="96" Height="22" Text="Continue" />
</foc:cPraePanel>
<foc:cPraeImageButton Id="BtnRegister" Image="Button_128" PositionX="224" PositionY="483" Width="128" Height="33" Text="Register" />
</cRegistrationView>
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 25-Mar-17 17:09pm.
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Quote: One must be a little crazy to start such a project
Yes indeed, but also noteworthy
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Very nice
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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A "browser game"? What was the initial plan for that?
Whatever it was, I'm intrigued by how a "browser game" has evolved into this.
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