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Were they waiting allongé time?
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Do owls not go on dates when it's raining because it's too wet to woo?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You have a talon-t for these puns. You may wish to chick if they've been done before, for it appears you're just winging it.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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He's not winging it. I chick'd; he's got a definite talon-t of copy/paste.
However, wide-eyed observers will silently soar to my "Thought of the Weak" posts and wisely discern otherwise.
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I was reading that with raptor attention until the end, at that point I couldn't give a hoot.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Did you make that up owl by yourself?
/ravi
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I did, feather you like it or not!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Don't get me wrong - I find your humor credentials impeckable!
/ravi
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Sorry I didn't mean to be short, it has been aviary tough week.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: it has been aviary tough week. Don't get in a flap - best to just wing it.
/ravi
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I'll have to remember that for nest time.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Were the going to a barn dance?
modified 31-Mar-17 11:00am.
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Sorry Griff, this pun is owlful.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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relax man, it's flyday, who gives a flock.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Our challenge of the week is to make a slightly grumpy teacher's morning more manageable: detect poor grammar[^]
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Found one [^]
Sin tack
the any key okay
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One of the ladies you've endeavored to satisfy, I presume?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Take her temperature?
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I thought we didn't do homework here?!??! Griff, tell him!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: I thought we didn't do homework here?!??! Griff, tell him! Why the joke icon?
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Microsoft must have spent thousands of hours on this challenge and are still a long way from getting it exactly right. And I'm not blaming Microsoft for their "close but no cigar" results, either - English is a monumentally tricky beast of a language.
I'll go with my mother's trusted (if slightly simplistic) algorithm as a solution:
if (Speaker.Age > 60)
return GrammarRating.Good;
else if (Speaker.Age > 20)
return GrammarRating.CouldDoBetter;
else
return GrammarRating.WhatIsWrongWithYoungPeopleTheseDays;
Slogans aren't solutions.
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PeejayAdams wrote: English is a monumentally tricky beast of a language. What would you expect from a language that is the result of all the Latin and Germanic languages smashing together in one place after taking thirty different tracks across Europe combined with a centuries of locally developed slang natural deviation.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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PeejayAdams wrote: Microsoft must have spent thousands of hours on this challenge, and but are still a long way several billion hours away from getting it exactly right One punctuation error, one incorrect conjunction, and one slight problem with the content.
Ship it!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft? They've done more to destroy English grammar than any company. Using "invite" as a noun alone should be a capital crime.
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