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Of course. You know the Americans will have to f*** it up some how, it is our way.
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Because the children employed in Philippine sweat shops aren't good with numbers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The children in The Philippines are generally very good with numbers and English in my experience.
The problem is almost certainly the difference in size between the average 'westerner' to the average 'asian' I once tried to buy a shirt in a department store in The Philippines, picked up my usual 'Large' size and asked a pretty young assistant where I could try it on, 'right here' she said! So ok I try it on, not only can I not fasten the buttons I can't even get the two sides to meet in the middle! Off she trots to get me an XL which I try on again to find that, yes I can fasten the buttons but only if I hold my breath - finally she returns with an XXL and it fits nicely, I bought the shirt and left, never to return...
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I had a similar experience in Shanghai, where I finally left with the closest fit shirt (because they'd been so helpful, for a long time, that I would have felt awful not buying anything), but I can't wear it, because the sleeves are two inches too short.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Its like this. Years ago all our clothes were made in our own country UK, USA, Australia, EU and so on. They were made to a high standard by proud and skilled workers. Customers expected shoes, shirts, pants and so on to fit. Sizes matched the local population. Clothes fitted and lasted.
We looked with bemusement on the the people of the PRC and other countries all walking around in drab, poorly fitting garments.
The PRC grew and began to produce a surplus of these cheap ill fitting garments with sizes that were advisory only. We all decided it was a good idea to buy this crap and turn our backs on the local workers who became redundant. Eventually we were all walking around in mass produced one size fits all clothes and there was no more choice. This is the present.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
modified 11-Apr-17 21:10pm.
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Is glue not to be sniffed at?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm stuck on what to say to that.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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It's a sticky question...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Methinks you copy pasted that from a humor website.
/ravi
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Things go better with coke?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Cyano-acrylimoniously, no.
Software Zen: delete this;
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That's super! (glue)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Still stuck on one-liners, I see.
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Forty years ago we all made fun of teacher saying he sniffed glue; same with magic markers.
Now they sell scented glue and markers.
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Hi All,
Need some advice, I have found I appear to have a "trojan" or something that can't be found via Security Essentials, AVG or Avast... it appears to try to run an exe called collectit2. What, Why & Any ideas where it came from! I first thought it was AVG being over active did a reinstall of DevC++ and ran all AV stuff I could think of. I then tested Dev C++ powered of machine and went to sleep. Woke up all is well, then it stops working and now Visual Studio has copped out as well!
Hmm googling has revealed it appears to be something to do with some of the Embedded stuff I have installed...
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What do you have to say to this?[^] Does it look familiar?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Doesn't look familiar to me - did you mean to reply to Glenn?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ooops, sorry. I will go and clean my glasses.
This is some obscure game called collectit2, just like he posted. No way such a thing could mean trouble.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I was running a thing call Win Thruster, that has finished now I am downloading Sophos tool...
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no clues in the regedit?
otherwise got to get down and dirty: process explorer...
replace the exe with an infinite sleep(10000) loop & use pe to see what/who's calling it
or even check out if the parent process info available in your replacement exe.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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01:40 here, so too knackered to go get links. Goto BleepingComputer.com - News, Reviews, and Technical Support[^] Downloads and about Page 7 get TDSSKiller, JRT (Junkware Removal Tool) and AdwCleaner. Run them in that order and kill anything they find.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's always a pleasure to give your boss some sense for reality back. That keeps him grounded and he always appreciates[^] it.
It's not like something like this ever happened to me.
Edit: Rodney really ist honest today...[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 11-Apr-17 8:57am.
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Forgetful drunk men in largest landmass (7)
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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