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Ah, but if you change your name to McPlanetface by deed poll, they'll have no choice.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I would suggest something more modest, like Frank, Rodney or Alfonso.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Unless it's only half the size of Earth, in which case "Eric".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Unless it's only half the size of Earth
You mean like Mars? A typical Italian. Pompous name, but would not knock his head if he ran underneath the kitchen table.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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All I have to do is to sit down in front of my telescope and wait for 10,000 to 20,000 years! Easy-peasy...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Planet O'Planeton is still valid, right?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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As Herschel tried to name Uranus "Georgium Sidus" after King George, perhaps an English discoverer should call it "Elizabethium Sidus".
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Makes you wonder which kind of humour Bode was having. 
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How about Darth Sidious?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is that the Welsh equivalent? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That'd be Owain Glyndwr Sidus!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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How long will it be a planet for?
Poor old Pluto got the push; Sedna constantly gets taunted with "you can be a planet now - ha! Only kidding ..."; Eris barely gets a look in - the minute that I get to name this one Trevor, the powers that be will declare that Trevor is not really a planet after all, I'll get very upset and there'll be tears before bed-time.
I'm not playing until someone guarantees rights for trans-Neptunian objects.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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The ultra-wide definition of plant faction is supposedly going to push for a redefinition of approximately "big enough to collapse into a sphere under its own weight and melt enough to have a different mix of materials in the core and outer layers" at the next iteration of the conference responsible for the current one. That would put ~200 planets in our solar including most major moons. That'd make Pluto a planet again, and also make the definition broad enough to be almost meaningless in popular opinion.
Unfortunately for team I Less Than Three Pluto  there's no plausible definition based on scientific criteria that would elevate Pluto while keeping the list short enough to make membership reasonable. And no amount of internet rage is likely to create a narrow definition that ends "... and Pluto because Elephanting because." 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I think that the first definition might get a fair few of us listed as planets - I certainly fit the criteria!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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I always tell people I'm in shape, Cylindrical is a shape.
At 6'2" I suspect I'd be dead before gaining enough weight to reach sphericality. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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At 5'10", the race is much closer!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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The worlds largest was a 9'11" waist on an 5'10", which corresponds to a diameter of only slightly over 3 feet, so I stand by death before spericality.
OTOH Fritz Zwicky's Spherical Bastardity is easier to achieve.
Zwicky used to call other astronomers at the Mount Wilson observatory "Spherical bastards". Why spherical? "Because they were bastards, when looked at from any side". Even so Zwicky was well known for his rough language, things could become embarrassing: at the University of Texas in Austin one tells the story, that the Zwicky's were once inviting some graduate students for dinner. As the group was ringing the door bell, Zwicki's wife Dorothea opened and called into the house without intending to joke: "Fritz, the bastards are here!". The expression has become a normality in Zwicky's house.
I'm sure we all know some people who fit that definition.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Lovely phrase! I can't help but picture Zwicky as Sowicki from The Phil Silvers Show.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Never watched that show. From what I've read about him (eg his role in the history of dark matter), he was a prime case of how if you're enough of an obnoxious sunshine it doesn't matter how right you are, no one will pay any attention to what you say.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I'd suggest Planet Poo, but they're saving that just in case they want to rename Planet Three one day.
I'm gonna build a wall around my cubical and make Mexico pay for it!
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Only one name can be used: Nibiru. Duh!
Appropriate meme
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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recursive json parser in vbscript please hepl me
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Wrong forum, badly formed question. Delete and move to the correct place before you get badly flamed. Oh, and this better not be homework...
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