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"Wet soil sticks to tail of a dog before a small mass takes a long time, making me a grouch!" (10)
Good luck!
Andy B
modified 3-May-17 4:25am.
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Oh, b*ll*cks. I forgot I set yesterdays... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That's still not an excuse. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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CURMUDGEON
CUR = dog
MUD = wet soil
G(gram) = small mass
EON = time
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Well done PeeJay! Your turn tomorrow.
Andy B
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Pipped at the post 
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Three times!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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CURMUDGEON
. Cur
. Mud
. g
. eon
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Well done, but just pipped at the post by PeeJayAdams.
Andy B
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I think perhaps @Agent__007 should get it - he didn't have time to see my solution when he posted his?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So any Tony, Dick and Vivic can have a daily thought now? 
Why can't people come up with something original? Or at LEAST create their own subject line? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I didn't know there was a copyright issue.
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Maybe Griff should change it to "Th©ught ©f the Day" then... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Maybe OriginalGriff should change the title of his messages to Original Thought of the Day. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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OG:
- Original Gem
- Original Grumble
- Original Grey-Matter-Burp
- Original Get-Your-Own-Subject-Line
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Johnny J. wrote: Why can't people come up with something original? Or at LEAST create their own subject line?
Yes, it's high time we had some new pun threads:
For criminal legal gags: Tort of the Day
For military word-play: Fort of the Day
For enthusiastic drinkers and/or seafarers: Port of the Day
For those who prefer over-sized beers: Quart of the Day
... of for those who prefer whisky: Short of the Day
For those who like to joke about coke: Snort of the Day
For those who love tennis: Court of the Day
... or for more general balls about balls: Sport of the Day
I'll get my coat.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Aaaand - one for Peejay
Coat of the Day!
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Good one! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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And for those on holiday - Coast of the day (or Côte du jour)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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For Slavic gods: Chort of the Day
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For decision makers: Thwart of the Day
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This whole thread should be renamed Fought of the Day
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Or, post it as "My Thought of Today".
This way, each person can have his or her thought of the day posted.
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Johnny J. wrote: So any Tony, Dick and Vivic can have a daily thought now?
And don't forget Johnny.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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