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When was the last time your cat tried to pull you out of the deadly bathtub?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Never was there a better time to bring back downvoting in the Lounge.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I clicked it so many times. I just wanted to spare others.
Oh the humanity!
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Related true story: A good friend of mine suffered a pulmonary embolism last month. He collapsed on the floor. He woke up an hour later when his cat was licking his face. He called an ambulance and thankfully survived.
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Judah Himango wrote: his cat was licking tasting his face. FIFY
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Marinating?
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx
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There can never be enough cat videos on the net.
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I hate cat videos, but that's a thing of beauty.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Are the smallest soft drinks in the USA all in Minisoda?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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and they are all Minus oda too
Sin tack
the any key okay
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The serious ones are in PensiveCola Florida.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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And the ones in Boring, OR don't hold my interest.
/ravi
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I was wrong to expect Utah run out of material...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I think that's his Maine problem.
/ravi
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Iowa debt of gratitude to you for that one.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Not me - Della should take credit for this. Let me find her... Delaware are you?
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Delaware are you?
I think she's with Michigan.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Oregon or are they still here?
/ravi
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Alaska round.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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My friend Arkansas that coming!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's not easy being so smart - it can actually cause great Missouri.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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I would Nevada guessed that.
/ravi
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I New York airlessness would get us to this point.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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If they're so small N.Y. care at all?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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