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You know what they say: location, location, location ...
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OriginalGriff wrote: location, location, location ... I thought 'developers (sweat), developers (pant), developers (sweat, sweat)'
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Now that's what I call a Fisherman's Friend.
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I am worried. Will covfefe replace Java?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Google insights show more searches these days on covfefe than Java. It's trending on twitter too. I give Java no more that a year.
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No, Java and Samoa are a good distance apart.
If you don't understand, I must metasoapbox you.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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No way, covfefe is purely functional while Java is OOP.
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covfefe.bs?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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covfefe.vb!
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Sounds to me like covfefe.js does the job just fine
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Now you are trolling! First you come with VB and now with BS!
But we just had a steak for lunch, like every friday. My hunting instincts now rest and I could use an hour of sleep (before going to bed).
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sander Rossel wrote: covfefe is purely functional
Isn't it more dysfunctional? Either Trump's keyboard or his mind or both...
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Nah ... what be meant to type was de-covfefe, and that stuff always gives me a headache...
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Sure way to kill a product
Sin tack
the any key okay
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What the whole franchise? We can but dream ... hipsters would fall by the wayside, muttering hundred syllable incomprehensibles ending with "macchiato" before they perished.
Win-win!
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Multitude in favour of jazz/rock crossover (9)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 2-Jun-17 11:09am.
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The only thing I can come up with is ABUNDANCE, and I'm pretty sure thats wrong!
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Sadly not, though I'm sure we all enjoy a good bun dance from time to time.
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Profusion
Pro - in favour of
Fusion - Jazz/Rock crossover
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Correct!
Mel Padden wrote: Fusion - Jazz/Rock crossover
And what, might I ask is, wrong with a bit of Weather Report or Mahavishnu Orchestra? Or the mighty Gong for that matter?
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CommitStrip OTD[^] - put that way, you have to wonder why we enjoy this...
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It's also not true.
Some of those awesome technologies do make it out of the meeting rooms, but get implemented by a bunch of bunglers who don't understand it and ultimately conclude "this is not for us" while you get to maintain the crap they wrote
I didn't say things were better than in the comic, did I?
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