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I think you misunderstood the filter.
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I sexually identify as a foot massager and I am offended by your post.
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Jeremy Falcon
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In Thailand, there are 3 genders that do foot massage and if you don't specify, you may get someone you're not expecting  .
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As long as it really remains in foot massage...
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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The National Union of Scapegoats are holding a 1 day strike today.
I can't really say that I blame them.
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It won't do them any good. Now, if the International Brotherhood of Blame-Casters went on strike...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That would be the day of peak productivity.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Boom - tish!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If a chicken coup had four doors, would it be a sedan?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yes it would, and be cheep, you could get one for a poultry sum.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Best not egg him on, methinks. These puns are fowl and have me feeling rather peckish.
/ravi
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That's no yoke, his pun is aviary bad one!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Shell we tell him to stop these yolks? They're not as cracked up to be as he thinks. I wish he'd om let up.
/ravi
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Agreed, it's the cluck of the draw as to whether he comes up with a good one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It looks like he's scrambling to poach them from others.
/ravi
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I imagine that he has to comb through a bunch of stuff to find these, maybe we should spur him on.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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More likely he'll crow about all the responses on the thread.
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I agree. Him and his cockamamie ideas! He should give it a roost.
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That's fowl play. If a coupé has four doors, it's not a coupé.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Doesn't matter, chicks still love it!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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The chicken coup was an innovation too far ahead of it's time,
they had batteries even before people knew what to do with electricity.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Everyone knows that chickens prefer hatchbacks. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Yesh I can schlafli agree wilsh myschlafe thishl ishl the caycehl ... but I digreshl
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