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Is this with the latest sql server version? I thought MS removed everything but the scaling for heavy load feature restrictions from the mundane versions of sql server with the latest release because someone finally explained to the PHBs in Redmond that even if a company was willing to buy a $100k database server and run the most expensive version of the database on it; they generally weren't willing to buy additional stupidly expensive licenses for developers and limited feature usage to whatever would also work on the express install on the devs machines.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I'm using SQL Express 2012. I don't know if this applies to 2014, 2016, or the upcoming 2018...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Don't you think that that photo is photoshopped ?
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The video as well?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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No that would be VideoShopped.
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Industrial Light and Magic?
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Deffinitely.
There is no way Indian industry is causing pollution. Bohpal was also photoshopped. Those corpses came from images of the first world war and were touched up to look like indian women and children.
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The problem with not trading with these countries is where else can we get our blue jeans, other garments and dogs from?
I'm happy paying £30-40 for a pair of jeans, make them in a country were the rules on pollution are stricter and wages are higher and the price becomes £100+ Then I'm going naked from the waist down and believe me you don't want to see that.
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Dont you find the blue dogs stain everything the come into contact with, just like those cheaply dyed jeans?
I can't tell you the number of sofa covers we have got through with our two!
KennethKennedy wrote: you don't want to see that
Just dye yourself blue, no one will notice the difference!
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I know nightmare isn't it and never wash your light coloured dogs and your dark coloured dogs in the machine together, don't ask me how I know that.
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Take them out back and have a go at them with a jet wash. I find it works pretty well, even though it tends to remove the hair aswell.
Still, makes for an interesting new breed of hairless pooch!
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I cry bullshit, the colour is too consistent to have come from a dog swimming in a river. Most dogs will not happily put their muzzle under was, especially if the water is not clear.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Most dogs will not happily put their muzzle under
Ever seen a labrador and water?
It is possible the dog fell into a leather tanning vat, or some effluent that happened to dye it blue.
Either that or it got caught up in Divali!
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: I cry bullshit
Tourette's is it?
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What about them? (They are grey anyway)
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Deconstructing body, degree and Rex. (8)
Have fun!
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Unmaking?
Body - UN, United Nations
Degree - MA
Rex - king
Andy B
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Spot on. Wednesday is all yours!
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Damn!.. I mean yay!
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Well done! I got the KING, but I was set on BA rather than MA, so I was trying to get "Body" to be "RE" for BREAKING.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It would be funnier if it weren't true
Or at least less painful...
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