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(Stolen from twitter)
Interviewer: What would you say is your biggest strength?
Me: I perform under pressure.
Interviewer: Can you give me an example?
Me:
*deep breath*
Mm ba ba de
Um bum ba de
Um bu bu bum da de
PRESSURE, pushing down on me...
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This is the Queen of bad jokes.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Lord please have Mercury on me
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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another pointless thread; I want to break free
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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I suggest you go to Barcelona.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I had one vision, a flash, and then a breakthru: if you don't stop me now, friends will be friends. After all it's a beautiful day, living on my own... I want it all to be remember fondly, after all those are the days of our lives.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Ok, we will do as if we had never read it. After all, the show must go on.
* goes ride his bicycle *
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Oh, don't try so hard. With all these innuendos, I'm going slightly mad!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: I'm going slightly mad!
Another one bites the dust. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Is a philosopher leading a funeral procession putting Descartes before the hearse?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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tl;dr i kant bother
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Your socrates going up while previously it was plato.
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Only if they are Jung at heart!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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It so sad - hopefully, no one Voltaire their hair out in mourning, having read start of the thread. I Marx my words: you just Kant go on like this.
Fortunately, the day is Jung, so we can get over it.
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I think, therefore I disagree.
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I disagree, therefore I think.
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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AH! A Redditor!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I think I'm thinking, therefore I might possibly be.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I drunk I'm thunking therefore I'm pissed?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Now that thought just Confucius me. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Frustration of the day....
Using two vendor supplied products, product 'A' supports a connection string options to say "use the timestamp from the data server" and "use the timestamp from the client computer"; product 'B' supports allows connection through meta-sources, but only the "client timestamp" option.
However.. and here is the frustration... product 'A' is being deprecated and product 'B' is the path forward.. and it is missing an important feature.
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I can see how that might be concerning - I take it 'client' in this case means the client browser in which case the date returned may at times be next to useless.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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As someone posted on that strip:
If you havn’t heard the Schultz home was burned down from the fire in California. This is a great loss of some of Sparky’s greatest hand drawn masterpieces and I am sure that we are all extremely heartbroken at this turn of events.
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Yes. I've heard that before. Very sad, however it seems that the original artworks Schultz left behind are safe in the museum since his death in 2000...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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