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Yeah, so I'm bored at home right now. What does that mean for you @Marc-Clifton? Well, it means you're gonna suffer.  @chris-maunder too since we're taking a trip down memory lane today.
I present to you one of a zillion reasons why JavaScript and web development is awesome.
BAM!!![^]
Read it and weep. The background music is actually coming from a YouTube video. No joke. And you'll need to watch until the end.
One day... one day Marc... you'll accept JavaScript. One day.
There's a slight chance the background image may not load btw. It's my first time using CodePin like this.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: <div class="name">CodePrject</div>
Really?
And you do realize you could make it simpler. "Marquee" for life!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
modified 6-Dec-17 2:36am.
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Oh snap. We need to bring back the blink tag man.
Jeremy Falcon
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Write a Java applet that does that and embed it in HTML using applet tag. 
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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And write an article about it. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Misspelling of CodeProject aside, a big shout out for 311ERock.
This space for rent
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Amen to that brother. Ever since you linked to him the other day I make it a point to swing by his channel.
Jeremy Falcon
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I enjoy 331ERock but I think Leo Moracchioli is better - he made some covers that are way better than the original songs!
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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With 331Erock, I like his sense of humour.
This space for rent
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 Happiness = Awesome
Jeremy Falcon
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I WONDER IF ANYBODY IS READING..
Not sure what to say here.
I read them.
Well done.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Thanks man. Trying to show Marc web dev doesn't have to suck.
Jeremy Falcon
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Cool !
I hope you'll write an article about this.
cheers, Bill
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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I would, but I'm on a job hunt right now... so it's my main goal. I should though. Someone needs to show JavaScript some love.
Jeremy Falcon
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I don't get any music, and the credits get reset immediately after
<div class="job">In Memory Of</div>
<div class="name">Oiled-Up Pictures</div>
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What browser was it? I really didn't test it much since I was just farting around. I coded it on Chrome.
Jeremy Falcon
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Sorry, I am using: Google Chrome 62.0.3202.94 (Official Build) (64-bit) (cohort: Stable), and still the same problem. Which is more weird if it all works for you. If I had the right skills I might be able to figure out why.
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No worries man. It was mainly bait for Marc anyway and not exactly production code. I am slightly curious though. May be network related. You can always check out the network tab in Chrome's dev tools to see.
Jeremy Falcon
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That's OK, just a pity it didn't work for me. It looked quite amusing.
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Ok, I already replaced the text with this one:
Quote: It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy....
Now let's have the text scroll in 3D and let's replace the background.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Jeremy Falcon
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I can't see how JavaScript connected here?! You can do the same without a bit of it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The script part delay loads the credits. And you gotta think big picture. Marc is not feeling the love for the web man. It's also a joke. Gotta not be so literal.
Jeremy Falcon
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Don't take me wrong! It is great! Really...
I just was thinking it has not the power to plant the love of JavaScript in the heart of Marc... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Then I'll resort to drugs if I must.  It's gonna happen though.
Jeremy Falcon
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