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0) Bootstrap grid - I get it now.
1) I'm still trying to over-engineer MVC extension methods
2) I've come to accept that I can't stop myself, re: item #1 above.
3) You don't have to wash that every time.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: 0) Bootstrap grid - I get it now.
Well done. It'll change though, you know that, right?
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
1) I'm still trying to over-engineer MVC extension methods
It's like trying not to comment when someone says something patently wrong. Never ends. You'll never win.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
2) I've come to accept that I can't stop myself, re: item #1 above.
First step in solving a problem...
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: 3) You don't have to wash that every time.
Only on Sundays, and her birthday. 
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Mel Padden wrote: John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
1) I'm still trying to over-engineer MVC extension methods
It's like trying not to comment when someone says something patently wrong. Never ends. You'll never win.
Well, after taking several runs at it, I've managed to whittle them down to about 600 lines of code, with support for EditFor, ActionLink, and FileUpload. I still have to redo the DropDownList and the Checkbox support 
Ostensibly, this is to make the outward-facing code appear trivial. I've got EditFor down to this in it's most simple form (notice there's no HTML wrappers that are visible) - this is the overload I use 9 times out of 10:
@Html.EditForEx(model=>model.Field)
and I have only one overload that lets you go nuts changing stuff by specifying up to three objects that you customize the components of a MVC Edit field (label, validator, and the field itself).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 11-Dec-17 11:09am.
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Sounds nice. Extension methods and lambdas can lead to some mingin' APIs in the hands of novices, but overall, I think they've been of massive benefit to the libraries we have available at this stage.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Bootstrap grid - I get it now.
Welcome to the cool club. 
Jeremy Falcon
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I used to have some of my best ideas in the shower. That was back when I could get up when ever I wanted instead of at the butt crack of dawn (another TLA that is BCD) as I do now. Anyway, one day I was telling my boss about my latest idea and he said, "Maybe we should pay your water bill." 
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Rick York wrote: (another TLA that is BCD)
You learn something everyday.
I know that BCD is binary coded decimal, so google TLA.
Urban Dictionary had the answer without having to click it.
Oh BCD isn't binary coded decimal.
Here BCD is called sparrow fart.
...and yes he should of paid for your water bill.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Ha! That's just a euphemism for a fart.
BCD = "Brown Cloud of Death", aka SBD ("Silent But Deadly").
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The surprising thing was that his talent died 59 years ago...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That's a bit unfair, he kept me entertained through parts of my childhood.
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So did "Janet and John" ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It would be nice to say that his infectious style matured with him.
It didn't. But it would be nice to say it.
veni bibi saltavi
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Plus he was a children's entertainer that hasn't been convicted as a result of operation yewtree.
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Yet.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Cheggers can't be boozers!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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....turns out Tennis Balls are actually flat.
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Link, or it didn't happen!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Have you never heard of the flat tennis ball conspiracy?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Easy to prove to; make a photo of your tennis-bal, print it. See, flat balls 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Easy to prove
Boring. I prefer more obscure theories[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: flat tennis ball conspiracy?
Wouldn't that be a Frisbee?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Link
You're welcome.[^]
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Oblate spheroids are too.
This space for rent
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