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You don't even understand why I'm annoyed, do you?
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Uh....no.
All I know is what my dad once told me: There are a few situations where a man does not want the lead role, like executions, operations and weddings.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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In which case I'm going to stop here, in case your mind turns to "make up sex" ...
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Too late. I have gotten hungry over all this and must go hunting some lunch now.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Genuine LOL!
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I decided not to write anything....; that makes sense
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Sorry - somewhat tied up and short on time, so I'm going to cheat somewhat by providing a clue I remember from The Times many years ago. Hopefully it's old enough to be "new" here. I always liked it:
Portrait of a flying doctor? (7)
[edit] - added the ? to the clue
modified 4-Apr-18 4:40am.
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What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Like Schrodinger's Cat, I guess we won't know until ... until we do!
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drawing
doctor - dr
flying - a wing
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Well done! I was just about to apologise and blame it on The Times ...
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Had a look earlier, gave-up after a couple of minutes and a wrong guess. Then returned hjust now and it jumped out at me.
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Is the executive suite just expensive candy?
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I have a confection to make, I liked that one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Flattery to sweeten up OG?
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Anything, to stop him from desserting us!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Speak your mind, lad! Don't sugar coat it!
/ravi
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It might just get a bit too syrupy, I'm afraid.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only if a Hershey bar something a Lesbian buys for their partner.
So, don't be taken for a sucker - and the salesman will snicker at you.
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Is it true that Welsh children eat too much mutton candy?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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One place I wet to visit the "Executive Suite" (that's what the sign said) was just a toilet in a row of toilets with a key lock on the outside ... and it was still just a shithole.
(For sure nothing I'd want to suck.)
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