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You'll have to go through the bearded lady for that.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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You would have to walk a legal tightrope through the freak show that is civil court. And if you have to pay a fire-breathing lawyer up front you are really working without a net.
(and of course the typical lawyer will even charge you for the first three rings of any phone calls you make to them.)
But really - you have to do it because how else are you going to support your children of all ages?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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It's too quiet here. Let me wake you up a little:
Bring me Blow up a shrub![^]
And the all time classic:
Blow up a whale![^]
And:
Hit the Brakes![^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 16-Apr-18 8:51am.
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Wake up![^]
Nuff said
BTW: SFW if you wear earplugs
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(_signature))
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + _signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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To quote Captain Kirk:
Quote: I have seen forms of entertainment that makes this look like a folk dance.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(_signature))
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + _signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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The largest key fits Solo's Cantina
SPACEBAR
Why is it the ones I think will be easy you don't get, and the fiendish ones I slave over you get straight away?
Ho hum - I'm up again tomorrow...
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You prolly shouldve said...
"I bet none of you losers are smart nuff to figure this one out."
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I may have done tomorrow, but now I may have to double bluff. Or possibly treble ...
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Oh! That was rather good - I was stymied by thinking I'd have to know a bit more than I do about The Star Wars.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I did say it was easy!
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Maybe I saw the old Star Wars movies too many times, but it was a quick one...
That of course will not save you from work...
I may enjoy it
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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I thought this would have made it clear.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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So today's Daily News had a sub comment which referred to a headline article further down the article.
It is a funny comment, but maybe im over picky with the order that the setup should have been.
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A nice easy one for the start of the week!
The largest key fits Solo's Cantina (8)
Why did I say that? Now I'm doomed...
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Wow - I know it after years...
Feels good!!!
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Then answer it - and you get to set one tomorrow!
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I now the rules, but I do not want to get into that territory...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Oh go on - you might enjoy it!
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I'm not good in the cryptic part... a bit of hints all I have...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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It should be Soto's Cantina!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I don't live in Texas!
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Just like everyone else, you secretly want to.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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