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When you give up searching and decide to buy another tool to replace the first, after you've used it, you'll find the first one in your shed when you go to put the second one away...
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Strangely, I have now completed both of the jobs that I wanted to do with the drills but, more than 24 hours later the drills still haven't surfaced.
Sod's law is broken, or more likely just lurking.
Andy
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That's because you expected them to turn up after you'd finished, so by Sod's law,...
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C:\> dir /s filename.ext
Software Zen: delete this;
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But, doesn't work for content. And how would I remember the file name!?
Andy
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Remote controls are famous for vanishing into another dimension only to be reborn after you have replaced them. Just happened last Friday, I swear. Had to replace 2 different remotes, TV and Roku.
Old ones haven't been been found so still in another dimension.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Do you suppose it's the same dimension that socks go to from the dryer? 🤔
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That's a known theory yet to be proven. However, if my remote returns with a funny smell ....
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Was thinking of an 'innovative idea'. Now that everything is smart, why don't they introduce a 'Beep Remote' button on the TV set, which when pressed, causes the remote to beep from wherever it is, within a certain radius. Or, is such a thing already present?
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That has existed for years.
I think actually for decades.
It can be used for other things also.
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This describes my entire life.
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All too often!
And in a similar vein, never put that 'important item' somewhere safe so that it doesn't get lost.
You'll never see it again!
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Constantly.
Every time I look for my brain, I can't find it.
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You could have all my sympathy - if I could remember where I'd left it!
Andy
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Yes, but usually this happens when, upon stumbling on the thing at random, I decide that it needs a special place. Yeah. So going back to where I've stumbled upon it many times before is not going to work unless I can cast my mind back to that one time when I thought of a special place for the thing, which I am generally unsuccessful in doing.
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I pretty much solved that problem years ago. I wrote an inventory program to keep track of almost everything. I have almost 10,000 items cataloged that are stored in about 700 locations. Locations can be rooms, drawers, table tops or boxes to name a few. If something is stored in a box, I also print Location Content Reports that are attached to the box. So, If I want to find my step drill, I simply enter "Step Drill" in the search box and it reports how many items were found. In this case I find 1 item: "Drill Bit, Step, 3 piece set" located in "Tool Box, Top Section, Bottom Drawer", which is located in the "Workshop."
The biggest problem is that I don't necessarily catalog everything, so sometimes I have to rummage through boxes of similar items to find what I want. I use Quicken to keep track of all my purchases and itemize each item in Quicken and periodically export the Quicken data and import it into the inventory program noting where the item is going to be stored.
Problem solved!
More information on this program can be located at: Lucid Inventory System[^]
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The other similar problem is to not need something for so long that you forget you have it and buy one to do a job
Really annoying to find that I now have two when I go to put the new one away
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Sure, but it usually goes like this:
Spend 15 minutes searching for it. If it's not expensive, spend another 45 minutes when I head to Lowe's or HD and buy another one, along with something else that catches my eye. Head home, get the project done. Next week, I move something and wow, there's the original one.
The good thing is that with two of them, the next time I have an increased chance of finding one of them, well, sometimes
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Currently I am searching for a magnifying glass my grandpa once had and that must be somewhere, but, ehm, in which of the 20-200 boxes is it... Hard to tell...
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Hey, look on Blueberry Hill, you'll find your drill !
(From the Far Side Cartoon)
Luc
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I've never been to Blueberry Hill!
Someone else must have stolen it and dumped it there!
Thanks for finding it.
Andy
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Upset about twist (8)
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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OVERTURN?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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The solution then:
Upset
about OVER
twist TURN
OVERTURN
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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