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Fixed:
cataracts out
lenses in
bionic eyes= the better to see you with
one distance, one close. Rarely need glasses.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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When the deserved social segregation of being cursed with glasses hits you, then you'll know.
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You underestimate the power of the new forms to express yourself you gain with glasses. You can slowly turn towards someone, take off the glasses (let him figure out if you want to see better or are getting ready for a fight), look him over from head to toe, sadly shake your head, put the glasses back on and leave, all without saying a word.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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7 months for an appointment? Surely there were other doctors available?
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3 Months, i first had checks at the fam doc, then neurologist and then i was sent to the ophthalmologist.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(_signature))
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + _signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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CodeWraith wrote: like every monday FTFY
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Try not to arrive at work while still levitating in your blanket.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Port hashed a conspiracy at codeproject for example? (9)
Guess it was a sh*t clue as I only had 60 seconds to put it together but thought the fact the word was staring you in the face (highlighted tab at top of page) it would be gotten.
port = com
conspiracy = mutiny
hashed = munity
codeproject = community
modified 16-Jul-18 9:47am.
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Possibly Com is a bit outdated for port these days ( I was thinking Calais, Dover ) ๐
We canโt stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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@User-12547300 you won on Friday, which means it's your turn to post it today...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yeah forgot all about it. Hollering doesn't work if I have e-mail and notifications turned off.
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I'm not sure if your email is still valid - I only have the Seagate one, and I assume that died last year when the factory closed. It did close in the end, didn't it?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yeah it is closed now. I was one of the last to leave.
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So where are you now?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'm actually Health and Safety and Quality Control manager for a glass company. I know, long story which I did plan to post about but never got around to doing so. But the short story is it was only meant to be a stop gap but then the ex got heavily into drugs, the children came to live with me, this company allows me to work around getting the kids to school etc so I've stayed.
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Good company!
Sorry to hear that - hope the kids are OK.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yeah they are better off with me. It's not set in stone yet...but fingers crossed.
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No - my car is faster and looks better. I'm not a fan of gimmick cars, or the S550 body style, but I wouldn't mind having that GT350 they were standing next to.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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And I'm sure that tinkering it yourself gave you satisfaction and made you proud...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Why don't those c**k-knockers show me a series of still photos from different angles and allow me to view their sh*tty video if I want to. Instead the arse bandits want to auto play the shite. F***'em.
And while I'm at it, Mozilla, have you got a clue? Installed the en-gb edition, selected en-au as my preferred language and still you have no idea what the word arse is. It ain't mispelt.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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700 horse power? Wimps! The Merlin ran up to 1,880 - and it's been put in a car before. Not sure about the fuel consumption, though, at 27 litres.
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Maybe that's the reason Spitfire can fly and Mustang not?
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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