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It was waiting for you to remind me.
@User-10476399
Oi! PeejayAdams! Wot 'e sed.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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All good things come to he who waits ...
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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I just tried using my HMO's new mail system to send my doctor a request for renewal of an extensive list of prescriptions. His response?
"The mail screen is too small, and I cannot read past line 8"
As MM would say, who the faarrrkkkk designs a mail screen that cannot scroll? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Are you sure it's the app? Most doctors I've seen have been slightly less technically capable than my cat ...
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My doctor can actually scroll down a screen. I've seen him do it! 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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That's when he's Googling your symptoms! 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Intentionally, or by accident?
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Well, he didn't swear when it happened, so I assume it was intentional.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Didn't you know that HMO stands for Hideously Morbid Organization 
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Over 8 lines? Everything all right there? What do you do with that much drugs?
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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PARTYYYYY! 
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I wish...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Some aren't drugs, but other medical supplies that the !@#$ HMO requires doctors to sign off on. Apparently, they think the doctors don't have enough work... 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: As MM would say, who the faarrrkkkk designs a mail screen that cannot scroll? 
And correct spelling FTW.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Hey, my provider fixed that problem! They changed it so there is a maximum character limit in messages sent to the doctors. Fit your request in 500 characters or less, otherwise you should probably call and speak with someone.
I'd be surprised if they are using an internally developed mail client but not out of the realm of possibilities. Used to work for one that did just that for "security" reasons. Most HMOs use one of the big EHR systems such as Epic or GE.
Or the craziest idea of all! They do use one of the big EHR systems and there is a bug in it, not like would ever happen though. 
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Maybe just the message preview screen.
From now on begin every e-mail with eight lines of legalese about not reading the message if he's not the intended recipient etc. etc. etc.
modified 2-Oct-18 10:25am.
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Garfield wouldn't approve, but my two greyhounds follow that to a 'T':
1. Get up, jangle the collars and click the nails on the hardwood floors to wake Dad up.
2. Eat breakfast, go out, come back in.
3. Doze until 4:30 p.m. when Dad comes home.
4. Wake up, eat, go out, run zoomies for 45-60 seconds, come back in.
5. Nap until Dad goes to bed at 9:30-10:00.
6. Wake up, trot upstairs, argue briefly over who sleeps on which bed on the floor, go to sleep.
7. GOTO 1
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Do Klingon frogs hide themselves using a croaking device?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Would it not be good if you had not go through Pun Farr only every seven years?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Just ask Lieutenant Wart.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Do Klingon Romulan frogs hide themselves using a croaking device?
<PedanticMode>FTFY</PedanticMode>
Software Zen: delete this;
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Quote: Do Klingon or Romulan frogs hide themselves using a croaking device?
FTFTFY: The Klingons got the cloaking technology from the Romulans - so they both had it.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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