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Can you monitor ghosts with your phone as long as you have Bootooth enabled?
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Have you protected your private data with crypt?
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Only if your phone is doesn't have the Spectre patch.
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if you eat spinach with bluto then fail?
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Is your computer possessed by daemons?
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That's a grave prospect, indeed. Other's however, may, intern, agree, so perhaps I spook too soon?
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keep you're phone handy this evening because who ya gonna call?...
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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No need to monitor your phone if you've been ghosted.
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I can order spirits on mine - it that close enough?
(Of course I end up three sheets to the wind and my head Bobs...
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Witch spirits do you order?
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Red rum. Red rum. Red rum...
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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You should be sent to the 'Ghoulag' for that one!
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If you've a lot of kids in the neighborhood, giving out quality treats can become expensive, yet giving out junk is just not good (at the very least) for your image. What to do? Quality? Add in the wave of desire for healthy treats? Now What ! ?
I found out that giving out a scoop of mashed potatoes is the answer! It's not cheap, especially the good stuff - but once word gets out, the flow of trick-or-treaters tends to ebb significantly.
They did say TRICK-or-Treat, didn't they? Choose wisely!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: the flow of trick-or-treaters tends to ebb significantly.
While that is true, the flow of kids looking to cover your house in eggs and/or toilet paper will increase exponentially. 
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What you get free TP as well? Bonus! 
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Where I live, thankfully, it's always fresh-off-the-roll.
Is that true everywhere? I hear in France . . .
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Potatoes of the mashed persuasion have multiple uses, particularly when flung from a spoon. There could be some very gravy consequences to those so impacted.
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Or just give out sweet treats: Homemade Toffee Onions[^] for example.
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There is certainly merit to your idea, with to caveats:
1) they'll not likely find out until much later, thereby not reducing the traffic
2) it's a pity to waste a good onion.
I think I'll turn my attention to habanaro peppers - not the chocolated variety - something a bit more persistent. Caramels, perhaps?
None the less, you have been an inspiration.
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Try chocolate dipped brusselsprouts for the real evil.
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mashed potatoes... so generous.
Home Saving Tip #56: dry and save used tea bags for halloween.
(note: if you're really cheap and bags already used a few times tell them it's Chinese tea.)
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I drink loose tea.
Perhaps that variation further enhances your concept !
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Dry it, bag it in small ziplocks and give it them making them promise not to tell their parents.
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and the kids will throw elephant turds and your front door. No thanks.
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