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Yes and if i'd known how happy I'd be without her I'd have done it years before I did.
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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Nah, that's just crazy talk.
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Z answer Y (about X) is O so mysterious, wrapped in lawyers of complications.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Dunno, I started out dating a nymphomaniac. Very quickly, the nympho disappeared, but the maniac stayed!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
modified 30-Nov-18 15:28pm.
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No, but the team shirt I had made for my first darts team said, "Let's Put The Fun Back In Dysfunctional!"
Will Rogers never met me.
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The word "analyst" contains the word "anal".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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so analized any cute interesting clients lately?
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Remember you can't have a slaughter without laughter.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Dan Neely wrote: Remember you can't have a slaughter without laughter
Or a funeral without fun.
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They go together like a horse and cartridge.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The boss acting up again?
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Nope, just one of the things about the English language that makes me giggle.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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eww! That left a permanently etched image in my brain that even alcohol won't get out.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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A cyst is like a polyp, only not as squishy.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yes, but my wife watched those "Dr. Pimple Popper" videos on Youtube and gets me to watch the grosses ones. Based on what I have learned so far (grasps stomach and gags), a cyst is a sac that contains dead skin cells and oil. They usually occur when the skin is impacted causing the skin to shed inward. The placement of a cyst in that area makes you wonder what type of impact was required to cause it.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Donathan.Hutchings wrote: The placement of a cyst in that area makes you wonder what type of impact was required to cause it.
Which is even more of a mystery where anal cysts are concerned...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Had a coworker eons ago who just insisted his title was "analyst". He stopped bringing it up whenever I was around, as I kept pointing out that "you can't spell analyst without anal".
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Well, "analysis" is from the Greek "ana", which means "up"/"back", and "lysis" which is "the act of making loose"/"the loosening of", so an "analyst", technically speaking, is someone who goes up the back to loosen things.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Did they start selling the Big McDick again?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I hear they are planning to sell meatballs
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I would never get away with posting a joke like that in the Lounge. I would definitely be hearing from Sean on that one.
+24 - That was my laugh for the day.
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Slacker007 wrote: would never get away with posting a joke like that in the Lounge.
Yeah but posting these sort of jokes is my only contribution so I get a "pass"
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