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I paint blue circles on my eyelids, and try not to snore ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Only if you don't have to stand up and talk in the meeting.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I haven't been to a same-room meeting in ages.
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I try to match those present to the pub characters here: Star wars: A new hope - bar scene - YouTube[^]
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I can't recall the last time this happened. If it did, I would politely ask why my presence is required and excuse myself so I can return to doing real work.
/ravi
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I used to write code (snippets). Haven't been in one of those type of meetings in over 20 years. Nowadays, I am mandatory and have an active role.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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I used to do that "writing with your left hand" when I was in college lectures (most of them were pretty boring). Nowadays I tend to play LOTR in my head.
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MarcusCole6833 wrote: (I am right handed)
Worries me that you felt the need to state this...
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Why else do laptops and codeproject exist?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I still try to pay attention to the meeting. With my last boss I could bet on him having a reason, sometimes political, sometimes for me to learn something new.
I do not draw, since it looks like you're a bored kid who cannot be bothered to listen for a few minutes. Imagine spending a lot of money (>100k) on a product, sitting down with the devs, and then see two of the devs drawing pictures like they prefer not to be there.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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If I am needlesslty in a meeting, why would I need or want to keep my mind occupied?
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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That should slow you down.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Interesting! The possibilities are endless; BOSD, crippling updates, ads, etc..
Got my site back up after my time in the woods!
JaxCoder.com
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This is solid proof of the pi's paramount place in the hobby market.
The only reason to go to all the effort of squeezing winio onto a pi is as a hobby task, because no sane non-ms-employee in the entire world wants it there.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Oh boy. 1gb of ram - running windows 10. What a satisfying experience that must be.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I really wonder if the tiny error in this response to a youtube video about killing a rat was intentional or not:
Quote: this is contrary to animal rights. I will complain to you. Lady, you already are complaining!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Maybe she should have written: I will rat on you!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
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It sounded better in their head
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Rats, cockroaches and complaining women are about equally high on my list of what I let into my home.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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What that sounds like to me is probably not what you meant it to mean.
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Right, a Texas rattlesnake would be lower on my welcome list.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You dirty rat!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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