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Is a stiff breeze a draught in a funeral parlour?
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They have pubs in Welsh funeral parlours?
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Could be the other way around? That they have funeral parlours in the pub. That could possibly save a lot of time... 
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Of corpse it is.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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Haint no way I'm arguing with that.
Haint rhymes with ain't and is a term for a spirit in the Southeastern US
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When The Draughtsman's contract is on 
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oh we're doing political correctness again?
(the dead are renowned for passing wind with no regard for the company they are in.)
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What zephyr you say, although it may just be a blow against common sense.
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I'm sure I could have thought of something far more perverse.
(Everyone's gotta do what they're good at!)
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... of this particular application:
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I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Here in the States, we have the "chip" on the card too, and a lot of times it does not work. However, you can't swipe the card until the card reader tells you too. Now that is aaargh! moment.
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Here in the UK we also have the chip (or should that be 'crisp'?) on the card. It allows you to buy things up to £30.00 in value just by holding the card near the reader. The time lag is usually very short, so quite a good system.
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Well, we are obviously doing it wrong. 
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That works well until you use your card to scrape the ice off your windscreen - I haven't had contactless for a while now
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I tried scraping the ice off my windscreen with my local store loyalty card - But I only got 20% off!
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Get one of these: ICEPLANE Twin Bladed Car Ice Scraper: Amazon.co.uk: Car & Motorbike[^] - I've been using one for about two years, and they are excellent. Not only do you not break the card, but they sheer off the ice at a good rate, better than any other scraper I've tried. Only drawback is that you need good gloves or the scrapped off ice will freeze your fingers solid...
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Every time I buy an actual ice scraper the weather warms up
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Please, go out and buy a dozen. Every Monday until June ... then start again in September 
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I like cold weather 
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You can ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing have my portion!
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No, no no. Everyone knows you should pour boiling water onto your windscreen when it's frozen. 
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Everyone knows you should pour boiling water onto your windscreen when it's frozen.
Come on, Richard, everyone knows you can't be both boiling and frozen at the same time! It's one or the other.
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was the "it" at the end of the sentence referring to the boiling water
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was the "it" at the end of the sentence referring to the windscreen (windshield in America)
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That is the $64,000 question. 
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