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Do Pig Ballerinas dance Swine Lake?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Do singing pigs sing Carmina Boarana?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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No, but the English had Sir Francis Bacon. I think he had the right idea, Yeah bacon
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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That just tutu sloppy, if not plain boaring. Be careful someone doesn't suidae for that!
For you carnivores, if you ate two of these, would you refer to the pirouette?
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They do, and they do it in sty-le.
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They don't, but it is a swill idea!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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And the Nut Cracklins too!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Don't you wish this could happen?
Microsoft only listens to complaints when enough people complain about the same thing.
With nearly 14 million of us, Code Project members could put in a lot of complaints if we wanted to. The trick would be to organise the plan of ...um, I hesitate to use the word "attack" as this is not what I want to propose.
However, if we could, amongst ourselves arrange to all send in a complaint about a particular bug, feature or lack of one, perhaps we could get some results. I would suggest we limit ourselves to something actually achievable, not, for instance, "Replacing Windows 10 with Windows 7 again", which would be lovely but M$ is unlikely to take any notice unless all 500+ million supposedly happy users requested it.
We have the skills to auto-generate messages on the appropriate complaint message boards or fill out the bug reports. If enough members signed up to petition M$ on something we could generate the request messages for them and send them in. A couple of million requests, all for the same thing might have some impact. A bit like bots but with invested people and good intentions.
Opinions?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I would prefer the traditional method. It's more fun. Let's go to Redmond in person and build some battering rams, seige towers, trebuchets....
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Count me in, as long as the raid loot is spread across the team evenly. 
need good tanks, healers, and damage dealers. They have some nasty bosses, so good tanks to draw aggro is advised.
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Bring along some torches!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Bring along some torches!
Just make sure you keep the order of operations correct. Pillage Then Burn
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Yesterday I played Fallout 4 and had some Supermutants [^] coming for a visit. The leader had this document[^] with their orders with him.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I obviously need a break when any document with a RETURN at the end looks like the back-of-beermat draft for a new method.
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Wecould ravage the offices, women, etc, just like a good old Viking raid
Sounds like fun day!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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I volunteer to operate the Trebuchet!
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
JaxCoder.com
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Great! Just don't drop the stones on your feet. They are really heavy.
I know just the right place to order the adequate outfit. What are our team colors? Green and orange?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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How about a wooden rabbit?[^]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Don't need the link for that one. If we do that, we must be sure to be in it and get out right after we are inside. And since it's Mickeysoft, we should change the design to a mouse.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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GuyThiebaut wrote: How about a wooden rabbit?[^]
...and now I know who will taunt them some more. Now remember, Your mother was a hamster, and your father semelt of elderberries.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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This time maybe we should fart in their general direction.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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CodeWraith wrote: traditional
How old are you?
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I'm in. I'm expert on operating explosives...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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