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kids dream about getting older,
young adults realising they made it waste a lot of time getting drunk (thus forgetting why they did it),
older adults wonder why they bothered,
older folks consider it their biggest mistake.
I avoid birthdays, particularly my own.
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Quote: I avoid birthdays, particularly my own
I wish I could. With every bday I seem to slide further down the slippery hill.
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We are celebrate only 0 birthdays (10-20-30-40-50...)...
We do collect for presents on births and other special occasions we know of...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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For my 40th, it did: champagne, cards, and speeches - that kind of thing.
If I recall correctly, mine was along the lines of "I understand that now I've reached 40, I'm supposed to chasing anyone in a skirt. Please shoot me if you see that happening?"
(Mostly a dig at the General Manager who was "seeing" one of the ladies in the order phone pool)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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We do the ones ending with zero. For my last I got a bottle of wine the same age as me.
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No. Never have, never will.
Even as a kid I never celebrated because it comes during summer break.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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We have a tradition that the birthday person brings some kind of snack, like cake. It only really works in smaller offices though. For next year the manager has come up with a new idea - we all give a bit of money each month and then at the end of the month we have a little celebration for whoever had their birthday that month.
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We had a new HR person who made a big deal of peoples birthdays, that didn't last very long.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Reference source Path.cs for Core/Standard is missing GetRelativePath() function even though it's in the BCL (not DNF's BCL tho)
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Is this[^] what you're looking for?
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I think i have a follower that downvotes my articles.
Some people have too much time on their hands.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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The cost of fame!
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I like to say my haters make me famous. The same user is plagiarizing my code he downvoted as we speak.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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It may be that he thinks that "1" is the best, and "5" is rubbish. That does happen here.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Gosh, I hope not. That would be even more annoying. =)
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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In Germany ratings in school goes from one to five. So it's possible.
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In Norwegian High Schools the ratings go from 1 to 6, with 6 as the best. (At least it was that way in my days.)
At the Tech.University, the ratings went from 1 to 6, with 1 as the best - in my days.
Nowadays, they have become americanized: They go from A to F (but they do make use of the E grade: There is no abyss between passing and flunking). In crafts, we also used to have Norwegian terms "læregutt", "svenn" and "mester". They have been replaced by (in their English forms) "undergraduate", "bachelor" and "master". If you today address a holder of a master's degree as a "mester", (s)he will give you a strange look and make sure it is corrected to the proper American form.
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If you know who he/she is then post the details in Spam and Abuse, and obliteration may occur (not to you, obviously).
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I don't know who it is, but they need a hobby.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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How do you know it's the same person??
And as Richard wrote, plagiarizing is bad and should be obliterated. So point it out please.
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The downvoter forgot to explain his approach. Breathtaking the number of negligent among courageous people...
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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You're on to me!
I'm a simple man. I see braceless single-line if-statements, I downvote
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