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15-Jan-20 5:40

They removed the debugger in SSMS 18. What!!!???? OMG | :OMG:

SQL Server Management Studio (SSMS) 18.0 released for general availability - SQL Server Blog[^]

Blasted them!

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Rick York15-Jan-20 5:43

Rick York

15-Jan-20 5:43

In their all-knowingness, they determined that no one uses it so it is unnecessary.

On the other hand, was it just moved somewhere, possibly as a stand-alone program?

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ZurdoDev15-Jan-20 5:53

15-Jan-20 5:53

Rick York wrote:
was it just moved somewhere,

Sort of. You can debug t-sql in Visual Studio; however, it does not support conditional breakpoints. D'Oh! | :doh:

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OriginalGriff15-Jan-20 6:04

15-Jan-20 6:04

Deebugger? We don' need no steenkin' debugger!

You are getting too soft and pampered, that's the problem. Wink | ;)

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ZurdoDev15-Jan-20 7:06

15-Jan-20 7:06

OriginalGriff wrote:
You are getting too soft

Hey, no fat jokes. How rude!

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OriginalGriff15-Jan-20 8:00

15-Jan-20 8:00

Well ... I didn't want to mention your avatar, which is getting a bit ... um ... possibly a few bytes too many?

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ZurdoDev15-Jan-20 8:20

15-Jan-20 8:20

More 0s than 1s? Laugh | :laugh:

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OriginalGriff15-Jan-20 8:22

15-Jan-20 8:22

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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz15-Jan-20 8:43

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15-Jan-20 8:43

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Mark_Wallace15-Jan-20 20:48

Mark_Wallace

15-Jan-20 20:48

Plus, why the Hell should you have to install and open VS if you want to manage databases?

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Eddy Vluggen15-Jan-20 6:24

Eddy Vluggen

15-Jan-20 6:24

There's a debugger for SQL? OMG | :OMG:

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kalberts15-Jan-20 7:19

kalberts

15-Jan-20 7:19

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PIEBALDconsult15-Jan-20 7:04

PIEBALDconsult

15-Jan-20 7:04

I've never seen it work. Usually I click it accidently then I have to wait and click on a bunch of OK buttons when it reports that it won't work.

ZurdoDev15-Jan-20 7:07

15-Jan-20 7:07

Weird. I've been using it for years.

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Jörgen Andersson15-Jan-20 7:42

Jörgen Andersson

15-Jan-20 7:42

You need to be sysadmin to debug.

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PIEBALDconsult15-Jan-20 7:55

PIEBALDconsult

15-Jan-20 7:55

And no one should ever be sysadmin.

Jörgen Andersson15-Jan-20 7:57

Jörgen Andersson

15-Jan-20 7:57

Indeed

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YSLGuru16-Jan-20 6:46

YSLGuru

16-Jan-20 6:46

Microsoft's code is prefect so in their minds we no longer need to debug.

Thought of the Day

OriginalGriff15-Jan-20 4:39

Re: Thought of the Day (NSFK?)

15-Jan-20 4:39

Did the Brazilian coffee ask the Indonesian coffee "What Sumatra with you?"

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lopatir15-Jan-20 4:53

lopatir

15-Jan-20 4:53

... the Indonesian coffee replied: I was eaten by a cat! That'd make anyone feel sh*tty.

... to which the Brazilian replied: I too saw that pussy but took precautions ...was a close shave.

after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!

Alberto Escobar Jiménez15-Jan-20 4:57

Alberto Escobar Jiménez

15-Jan-20 4:57

The stone age people used to shout: "Java-Dabba-Do!" Big Grin | :-D

musefan15-Jan-20 5:06

musefan

15-Jan-20 5:06

Hang on... isn't that 3 coffee related ~~jokes~~ day-thoughts in a row? Are you trying to sneak a theme in without telling us?? Laugh | :laugh:

lopatir15-Jan-20 5:11

lopatir

15-Jan-20 5:11

you're paranoid! ... a few too many espresso's today?

OriginalGriff15-Jan-20 5:14

15-Jan-20 5:14

I figured someone would spot that yesterday ... Laugh | :laugh:

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