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Rather DJotM - Dad Jokes of the Month, thirty of them.
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Nailed it!  
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Well, I have hit the big bucks Bought 10 $2 scratch off lottery tickets today, total return was $168.00! All I have to do is do it again, and again, and again......
Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought. (Porkypine)
via the mind of Walt Kelley (Pogo, I miss you!)
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Are they known as the "Stupid Tax" over there as well?
Not - and I stress this - meaning that you are stupid, just that most people who buy them are too dumb to realise the size of the odds against them making a long term profit, much less a significant one ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Never heard them called that (not that it is not true). The money goes to a good cause, so I am reasonably okay with my losses (never buy more that $10 worth). I DID hit a $1000 ticket once, had to check it three times to make sure
Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought. (Porkypine)
- Walt Kelley (Pogo I miss ya)
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No, it’s called “innumeracy tax”. We are very polite and don’t call people stupid, unless we have to 😀.
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I'm from the south/mid-west US and I hear it called that all the time. Also gambling is illegal where I live so people play the lotto like it's a slot machine. Gets kinda annoying sometimes since tickets are only sold at gas stations. I just want my coffee; continue your gambling later.
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I've always called it a voluntary tax. Paid by those who are poor at math, statistics and probabilities.
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Yup. You only need to repeat this another 4 or 5 times (depending on your age and lifestyle), and you can retire.
Now calculate the odds of doing it... 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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JPL site with a lot of interesting info relating to Voyager I and II
Voyager[^]
Monday starts Diarrhea awareness week, runs until Friday!
JaxCoder.com
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Just makes me think back to the good old days when everything wasn't outsourced.
Now, of course, we have a special level of reliability: you can be sure there will be an untimely failure from a complete lack of quality control. Voyager 1 & 2 wouldn't have survived past the moon.
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Depends on the DTBF (Design Time Between Failures)
Monday starts Diarrhea awareness week, runs until Friday!
JaxCoder.com
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The V'ger missions have been ongoing for a few decades now. The Wayback Machine shows that site's existed since at least May 2002.
I'm sure there's something in particular you wanted to bring our attention to...? Otherwise I get the feeling I could come across as being a d*ck just for asking (and I apologize if that's the case, that's truly not my intent) 
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Well, live data on how far away they are (and Voyager 1 is getting closer to Earth every second ATM), recent news, and so forth?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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I remember from the few times went inside starblahs they have all these posters banging on about beans from (good farms where they don't beat but actually pay the workers) in Kenya or Brazil etc.
cream/milk sourced local, likewise what goes into the cookies/cakes they bake.
now apart from that all they have is cups, mugs, small plates, doilies and spoons right?
OK paper/plastic cups & stirrers for takeaway... I'm sure those can be sourced locally too.
apparently starbucks supply chain is heavily affected by the shutdowns in China
what do they need from China?
particularly that which would be a "major" supply item??
Now I realise why their coffee tastes artificial (well all-round crap taste, definitely nothing like coffee)
- too much melamine??
- too much ground up PCB boards (from all the imported "e-waste")??
- literally desiccated pelatized crap?? (got to wonder right? they make rice and eggs from plastic)
- ???
Note: not attacking china, not political, rather questioning the efficacy of starbelch's products.
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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lopatir wrote: OK paper/plastic cups & stirrers for takeaway... I'm sure those can be sourced locally too.
Actually you would be rather surprised by how that is not the case. Last time I looked, there was one straw/stirrer manufacturer left in the US, and I have no idea if they are still in business. And I think they were making paper straws and were getting swamped with orders because CA (or maybe just SF) banned plastic straws.
But take all that with a grain of salt, as I recall it was something I read or saw.
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Canada? wooden stirrers, paper cups? they've got plenty of tree farms.
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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I don't think $tarbux$ has supply problems as a result of COVID-19, it's a profit warning because they have ad to close 2000 shops in China: Coca-Cola, Carlsberg and Starbucks on coronavirus shutdowns[^]
I just don't like their coffee, or want to learn a new "secret language" in order to get a cup of java ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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[nose in the air]
I want my coffee to come from the same hallowed realm as my iphone.[foot in the mouth]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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From the onset it is clear you will find (or conceive) anything you can wrong with StarBucks. It's kind of a "thing" in certain political circles (left and right).
And why not condemn them? They set such a bad example!
- part time employees earn sick leave
- part time employees earn vacation time
- part time employees earn equity in the company (stock)
- so much damn promotion from within, too!
- and that social responsibility crap by paying the growers
Doesn't taste like coffee? Artificial? Because you want to believe that. After all, they're a large successful company and there can be nothing they do that isn't suspect or outright evil. More so if it's an . . . American company!
So find any nuance for a complaint you can and be content in the club! Pat each other on the back! Go to your local cafe pretend you are a true gourmet! Knowingly nod your heads at one another! You are, after all, "IN" with the "IN" crowd.
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Everything else you're right about, except this:W∴ Balboos wrote: Doesn't taste like coffee? Artificial? Because you want to believe that.
Their coffee sucks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, then, you just go on enjoying your Nescafe instant.
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Given a choice between Nescafé and starbucks coffee, I'd probably go for the former.
If the only other option were McDognuts coffee, though, I'd end up in starbucks.
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