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25-Jun-20 4:29

Cop jokes aren't funny – so I'll give them arrest.

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Jacquers25-Jun-20 4:33

Jacquers

25-Jun-20 4:33

What did the cop say to his belly? You're under a vest!

dandy7225-Jun-20 6:47

dandy72

25-Jun-20 6:47

BAD PUNS MATTER!!!!

Daniel Pfeffer25-Jun-20 7:47

Daniel Pfeffer

25-Jun-20 7:47

You're a real caution!

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DRHuff25-Jun-20 17:10

DRHuff

25-Jun-20 17:10

Somebody cuff him for that!

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WSO CCC OTD 2020-06-25

OriginalGriff24-Jun-20 21:29

Re: WSO CCC OTD 2020-06-25

24-Jun-20 21:29

Belligerent culture developed with NATO, oddly (9)

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Richard MacCutchan24-Jun-20 22:37

Richard MacCutchan

24-Jun-20 22:37

OK, I'll bite as penance for my attacks on Randor yesterday:

culture developed : trucule
NATO oddly:                nt

TRUCULENT -> Belligerent ...

Re: WSO CCC OTD 2020-06-25 - we have a winnah!

OriginalGriff24-Jun-20 22:47

A hitchhiker must never...

24-Jun-20 22:47

You are up tomorrow, Sir! Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

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raddevus24-Jun-20 7:33

24-Jun-20 7:33

...be without his/her towel[^].
Big Grin | :-D

Also, Don't Panic! Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Thanks, CodeProject Team!!!

I'm listening to some Vogon poetry[^] right now.

Nelek24-Jun-20 7:37

Nelek

24-Jun-20 7:37

Nice...

I am a bit jealous Blush | :O

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raddevus24-Jun-20 7:43

24-Jun-20 7:43

Nelek wrote:
I am a bit jealous

You are just one article away from experiencing this kind of celebration.
I encourage you to write up an article today. These towels are far to valuable to allow them to just sit in the Zazzle store. Big Grin | :-D

Good luck!

Nelek24-Jun-20 7:46

Nelek

24-Jun-20 7:46

One thing is writing an article and another one is to win the competition with it... Sigh | :sigh:

M.D.V.

RickZeeland24-Jun-20 9:41

RickZeeland

24-Jun-20 9:41

Hire Raddevus the ghostwriter!
$Shucks | :-\$

Nelek24-Jun-20 10:24

Nelek

24-Jun-20 10:24

I think it would be cheaper to buy the mechandising of Codeproject directly than hiring him Big Grin | :-D

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RedDk24-Jun-20 7:43

RedDk

24-Jun-20 7:43

raddevus wrote: "Vogon poetry"

Great. Looking forward to post of a link to the STL.

Sleepy | :zzz:

ZurdoDev24-Jun-20 8:20

ZurdoDev

24-Jun-20 8:20

lose his thumbs!

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OriginalGriff24-Jun-20 9:02

24-Jun-20 9:02

... carry a chainsaw or wear a hockey mask ... Unsure | :~

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Mike Hankey24-Jun-20 9:09

Mike Hankey

24-Jun-20 9:09

Guy picks up a hitchhiker and the hiker asks: When you picked me up how did you know I was not a serial killer?
Driver responds: What are the odds of two in the same vehicle?

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raddevus24-Jun-20 9:34

24-Jun-20 9:34

OriginalGriff wrote:
... carry a chainsaw _or_ wear a hockey mask ...

Is that an _or_, or should it be an _and_? Smile | :)

OriginalGriff24-Jun-20 9:09

24-Jun-20 9:09

Where are the yellow stripes¹? The green ones²? The little pink flowers³? The brown stains⁴?
Which - exactly - is "the other end"⁵?

1: High in protein
2: Vitamin B and C complexes
3: Wheatgerm extract
4: Bar-B-Q sauce
5: Anti-depressants

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modified 24-Jun-20 16:30pm.

raddevus24-Jun-20 9:32

24-Jun-20 9:32

OriginalGriff wrote:
Where are the...

I'm not sure, but I was able to wrap it around my head to protect myself from the Bugblatter Beast of Traal. So I assure you, this is an authentic hitchhiker's towel. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

CPallini24-Jun-20 9:44

CPallini

24-Jun-20 9:44

OMG!
I want it now!
Big Grin | :-D

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OriginalGriff24-Jun-20 4:54

24-Jun-20 4:54

Do 100 centipedes make a dollarpede?

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Rusty Bullet24-Jun-20 5:12

Rusty Bullet

24-Jun-20 5:12

Maybe a millipede???