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Kudos, that made my twenty year old laugh.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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Although I haven't yet put my finger on it, dot is probably true.
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'm sure I remember something just recently in the news, very similar. Something like a notice "Caution, Hot!", repeated in Braille.
Keep Calm and Carry On
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I saw something like this a while back Google Images[^]
// TODO: Insert something here Top ten reasons why I'm lazy
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... my guess is once, and really slow to learn ... then redfaced but unseen for a long time.
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Do not read this response!
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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You're welcome!
That'#s what we are here for. That or BACON, I'm never quite sure which.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Haha
Yeah, bacon. I love it too
modified 3-Jun-21 21:01pm.
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Quote: That or BACON, I'm never quite sure which. Nooo! We're here for the coffee!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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You mean we're not here for CListCtrl?
So what have I been doing all these years...?
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Sorry - I was snorting Liquid Nitrogen at the time I wrote that.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Member 14971499 wrote: You should add more emojis to the forum because I miss hearts and partying guy. I'm more emotional than that Do you mean like and ?
Although I like too
Member 14971499 wrote: Thank you uknown friends You are welcome
Member 14971499 wrote: I did it into second semester! Yes! Congratulations
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Yes, this is what I meant
By the way thanks for your congratulations
modified 3-Jun-21 21:01pm.
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Member 14971499 wrote: wasting my time learning c++
What?!
Member 14971499 wrote: just dive in into java Swing
WHAT?!
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Hey, give the kid some credit. Rather than doing something really disgusting (like changing his major to marketing), he stuck with it and found a different way to learn how to program.
As a C++ adept, I can freely testify that using it to learn programming would be like learning how to chop onions with a chainsaw.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Haha
You can say what you want, but someone have to do the light jobs too
modified 3-Jun-21 21:01pm.
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Just for the time of my college assignments of course No one meant that learning C++ is a waste of time. It was only waste of time when I had to send my assignments in java Swing and instead on focusing on that i learned C++.
Sorry for the late reply, I wasn't active on the forum
modified 3-Jun-21 21:01pm.
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My PM messaged me this morning:
PM: just want to confirm the internal test plan with you.
Me: testing is for those who lack confidence in their programming ability
PM: we're planning on testing first, following,,, come on man, don't make me laugh in the middle of a sentence ...
just doing my part to help people get through these stressful time using humor ....
EDIT: Removed an internal acronym that causes the most buzz in this thread .....
modified 16-Jan-21 8:46am.
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But what is OSOW testing?
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Apparently they have advanced to FLAs. According to DDG it's oversize/overweight but I tend to think that's not it for them.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I’m not sure if that statement is 100% correct but it is 100% useless.
Are you from the Microsoft support desk?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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This is the second time you have given me a ration of bullshit.
Are the designated a**hole here or self-appointed?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Roll out the wrong side of it today did we?
The acronyms meant that without a google, the comment translated to "They've got something advanced. someone reckons something is too big or heavy, I reckon they'd be better off with something else"
Nah, bugger that - I'm not goggling those two, to try to make the sentence feel that I didn't overspend on it. Remembering of course, that this is the response to a question that asked what a different acronym meant..
That's actually rather funny if you're getting poopy over this, thinking the microsoft jibe to be unfair.
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If that was a ration of bullshit - I hope you enjoyed it!
Jesus man - it was supposed to be funny. If you think I'm picking on you try reading any of my other posts and see how many contain anything serious.
I'll try to remember that you are humour impaired (I know I am!) from now on and try not to make you pop.
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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