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Got no idea but for kudos maybe, Sublime.
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Nah. Dij doesn't rely on luck - he puts some effort into his computer "work".
He has genuinely made phone calls and sent emails ...
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OriginalGriff wrote: He has genuinely made phone calls and sent emails
Oh, believe me, I know.
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OriginalGriff wrote: He has genuinely made phone calls and sent emails ...
But did he reach the intended person cat recipient?
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It could be any cat on the planet - alley cats included.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Once upon a time I had built a memory expansion for my computer. An array of 32 of the old 2102 SRAMS plus some addressing and buffering logic on a board behind the computer, attached with a ribbon cable. Guess who quickly decided that this was absolutely the most comfortable place for grooming and sleeping? Hint: It was someone with a soft and electrically charged fur that's perfect for killing RAM chips.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Hint: It was someone with a soft and electrically charged fur that's perfect for killing RAM chips.
So ... a Tribble then?
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Nope. It was Toby the Targ[^].
And my Krait Mk II (named El Paso) has returned to the dock after a little shootout with bandits. Just made it there before emergency life support failed, but over a million bounty for the killed bandits is more than enough for the repairs. The Klingons would sing songs about this. Now back to work,
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: The Klingons would sing songs about this
No, they'd all be far too drunk on Blood Wine and hunting down the Tribbles as mortal enemies of the Klingon Empire.
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Does a hard of hearing dog go to the vet to get tutored?
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Only if it's in grades K-9;
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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There was a Far Side cartoon with one dog bragging to another that he was going to the vet to get tutored.
EDIT: Found a link[^] to it.
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1985? That's pre internet!
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All the classic stuff is pre-internet!
Larson did another on the same theme, which was published in The Prehistory of the Far Side but never submitted to newspapers. For obvious reasons. One dog is explaining a jar on the mantel to another, saying, "The vet let me keep them. They're my testicles."
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From where do you fetch this thoughts? Heel go where he nose there's a meal waiting - bitch brings up other possibilities as well.
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Yes. It learns that cars are bad for its health.
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hard of hearing = deaf
Dog = canis familiaris
Vet = clue to vet each part of the clue
tutored = education
Vet hard of hearing = def
Vet Dog = fam
Vet tutored = ation
Defamation.
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You have to give ToTD tomorrow.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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haha
A perfect response Daniel.
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Update: WHO'S A SUPERSTAR? I FIXED IT. I needed a pair of parentheses.
I spent weeks - weeks! working on a device independent pixel in C++
I finally built it, and it seems to work, but they're tricky because they store the pixel in the form of its final memory representation in a frame buffer, so if you defined a pixel as 24-bit color, there's a new pixel every 3 bytes, and if you defined a pixel as 18-bit color (6 bits each for R, G, and B - shockingly common) then there's a new pixel every 2.25 bytes!
So it gets ... tricky. There's bit shifting, masking and whatnot.
I'm not testing on an actual display device yet, so i have code that converts small bitmaps to monochrome and then renders them as "acii art"
My blting works, my filling works, and my clearing works, when the pixels are either byte-aligned (like 24 bit pixels) or 1 bit (monochrome), but the 18-bit one is weird, and clearing isn't working.
I think it's with my bit setting code, i thought, but also no, because it's clearing in the wrong place?
Each pixel is #, or black is just empty space. I have a hatch pattern i bltted and them i'm clearing a box inside of it. The clearing is what is failing.
Basically, this is what i get when it works:
# # # # # # # #
# # # # # # #
# # # # # # # #
# #
# # # #
# #
# # # #
# #
# # # #
# #
# # # #
# #
# # # # # # # #
# # # # # # #
# # # # # # # #
This works for rgb888 (24-bit), mono1 (1-bit) and rgb565 (16-bit). rgb666 (18-bit) however, is being truly evil:
# # #
# # # #
# # # # # # # #
# # # # # # #
# # # # # # # #
# # # # # # #
# # # # # # # #
# # # # # # #
# # # # # # # #
# # # # # # #
# # # # # # # #
# # # # # # #
# # # # # # # #
# # # # # # #
# # # # # # # #
What gets me is the bits that it *is* clearing. Look at the empty run above. How the elephant did it get that? It's not even starting in the right place.
So now I know where a spare day of my life is going.
Never make rgb666 pixels. They are truly satan's children.
Real programmers use butterflies
modified 12-Apr-21 10:09am.
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The PDP-10 had 36-bit words.
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That would actually make things easier in this one case. But because pixel definitions are completely arbitrary in terms of the channels they have and the bit depth of each, the total bit depth of the pixel can be anything more than 0 or less than 65, so it would only help in that one case.
It's just weird that it works with everything else but catastrophically fails on "satan's pixel"
Real programmers use butterflies
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Example code? Does there really exist graphics hardware that has a pixel every 2,25 bytes in its framebuffer?
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Wikipedia seem to think so. Mostly used in less expensive LCDs, which seems likely to be the displays attached to the types of devices the OP seems to have been targeting recently.
Keep Calm and Carry On
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