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What, and let you off the hook?
You didn't even need reminding this morning!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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I'm handing over my old mantle to Greg Utas
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Likelihood of
person catching PERSONCATCHING
criminal? (anag)
SPORTING CHANCE
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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YAUT
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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pkfox wrote: YAUT Yet Another Useless Thread?
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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You Are Up Tomorrow - except you're not OG is
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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For no real reason, I thought of "Citizen's Arrest" but am glad I didn't get it right.
I struggle to even understand these, it'd be impossible to come up with one.
Cheers,
Vikram.
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They are more difficult to write than solve.
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Do you spell it "programmer" or "programer"? I favor two 'm's perhaps because we write "programs" so two 'm's helps distinguish a living breathing computer program writing person from a mere thing. - Cheerio
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It is programmer. "programer" might be someone who is pro-"graming" (whatever that may be).
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Neither: Tech for Granted[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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There is no such thing as a programmer - we are SOFTWARE ENGINEERS !
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Very few software developers are software engineers. I definitely am not, nor have I ever met one.
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✅ One icon couldn't fully express my reaction.
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Hommework coder!
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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CPallini wrote: Hommework
That actually makes a weird kind of sense - if you mean working on people.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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All wrong. We write 'apps' now. Personally, I think that is the sound I make when I get punched and not a word. Anyway, you obviously are an apper now. With two 'p'.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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apper, rhymes with rapper, rhymes with crapper.
no thanks.
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Admit it: You always wanted to become a gangsta apper.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Unfortunately, I'm too white and geeky to be a gangsta anything.
modified 3-May-21 12:48pm.
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Quote: We write 'apps' now. You might. I write programs or applications. "Apps" are those funny little things that people buy for their phones and then regret spending their money.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Tell that to Mickeysoft. They seem to think that we all communicate with grunts and singly syllable words now. 'Apps' are all over the place in Win10. That alone already is a reason never to install it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: Win10 Ah! there's your problem, right there!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yes, it's butt ugly and annoying. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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