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Without wishing to appear bullish, singing two or more melodies would be counterpoint and they are by definition different ...
Cambridge dictionary[^]
I will stick to simple and well defined standards tomorrow and expect a prompt solution!!!
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The woman shouts "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Didn't!"
A nurse tries to help the woman, but she can't make sense of what she's saying.
The woman now goes "Can't! Won't! Don't!"
The nurse is very confused and calls in the help of a doctor.
Again, the woman shouts "Let's! I'm! Isn't!"
The doctor hears this and says "Quickly nurse, admit this patient. She's having contractions."
Ba dum tsss... And I'll let myself out again.
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All the goodwill built up by a distinguished member, ruined so easily.
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I must confess I'm pushing the limits to see how far I can go!
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I'd say that he's just confirming the Dutch reputation - good business men, lousy comedians.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Did you expect a good joke without paying up front?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Thank you - I need the laugh.
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I was imagining the shouts in a rhythmic, gasping, out of breath way (a la Meg Ryan restaurant scene in Harry met Sally) that made the punch line hit even harder.
Thumbs up.
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I love the smell of socially acceptable chemical dependency in the morning.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Haven't drank it regularly in years but I still love the smell of it.
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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It's 5:53 am and mine is ready to pour. Yum yum yum.
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I've had no milk and too lazy AF to go out to get some (across the street), I've been out of coffee and Chai for the week.
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
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Keep it up and you'll discover you don't need either in another week.
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It's always sad when one of us dies.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Coffee induced flashback to a Garfield comic strip where he climbs into his morning mug of coffee and just relishes it.
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An insomnia-related late change of clue, which may lead to beatings with a large stick (this is not a hint) ...
You might be singing a different tune if you take Hugh's side in an argument at The Now Show. (12)
With apologies to any non Radio 4 listeners - The Now Show
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Hi Rich, does this clue assume knowledge of some radio show ?
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Following the link will provide the only knowledge needed.
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Not really a cryptic clue then
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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It can be solved without following the link too.
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Ok fur enuff
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Had forgotten that I need to take the better half to her physio appointment so I'm afraid I shall be going dark for a little while ...
Would someone please solve it so as to avoid an IAUAT!!!
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If I had the vaguest idea I would
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Yep,
I always pick up a few SBC this time of year to play around with. Experimenting with a Rock64 and flashing a Debian image onto a micro-SD card. I forgot to change the USB device in the combo box and just overwrote the partition on my external hard drive with a Debian image.
Bah humbug,
-David Delaune
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Hopefully not a big loss
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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