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I was in a pub with a mate, minding our own business when this group of rednecks started mouthing off at us.
My mate said "just pretend we are the police & they will leave us alone".
I did not even get through the first verse of Roxanne before they beat the crap out of us.
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Mike Hankey wrote: I did not even get through the first verse of Roxanne before they beat the crap out of us.
However, that's probably better than being arrested for criminal impersonation first degree.
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Where is the “groan” emoji?
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Did they defund you?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Well, you know what they say, Red(neck) Lives Matter
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Wait a second, so my cousins mouth off at you.
Give me a few hours, I gotta go beat my cousins up
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@dandy72
You filled a whole garage with the same car?[^]
How long did that take? (And why?)
I'm trying to work out what to do with the Slamtruck I just won on the Lucky Wheel and enjoying The Contract security missions.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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LOL
It's a strange obsession. It's the fact that it's a vehicle that's supposed to be spawning rarely, and only in a specific spot.
It took me a few weeks, probably. Obviously it's not the only thing I've been doing in the game.
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Wish I could afford a garage full of bulletproof karumas. those are lovely vehicles.
Real programmers use butterflies
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I didn't know there was a bulletproof vehicle in GTAV - I just bought one. Now if only you could fit the missile lock jammers to it ... that'll wreck a griefers whole day!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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There is in GTA Online, not in the story mode. However, if you buy the right combination of content, or if you preordered, or threw dead chickens in the general direction of Rockstar North (i forget), you could get The Duke (i think?) which was a special DLC that was ugly as sin, and built like a tank, complete with bullet proofing. That one you can use in the story mode. The one I was referring to was online only unless you hacked your save file.
Real programmers use butterflies
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I've hardly played the single player at all ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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honey the codewitch wrote: bulletproof karumas
They fixed that bug. It was never intentional.
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The armored karuma you get from the heist wasn't supposed to be bulletproof? I thought that was the whole point of the car? Why the heck would you pay half a million for what amounts to a subaru with some sheetmetal over the glass if it isn't even bullet proof?
Real programmers use butterflies
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Bulletproof != indestructible
For a period of time, there were Kurumas that were completely indestructible...like, enemies chasing you. I don't know if you could get to (somehow) keep those, but it annoyed some people when they fixed that.
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To be clear, I deliberately never said indestructible, as I wasn't aware there weren't any indestructible cars in the game that you could actually get. As a long time GTA player, I'm aware there are different flags in the game engine for different levels of invulnerability on vehicles, so I choose my words carefully here.
GTA Vice City's white car from the mission Guardian Angels was for example, virtually indestructible until you put it in a pay and spray - virtually being you could still flip it over. Once pay and sprayed, the tires were vulnerable but nothing else was. Hillary's vehicle in the race mission (the sabre turbo) was however, simply bulletproof.
The bulletproof karuma is visibly armored, like you'd expect a bulletproof vehicle to be. You use it in the first online heist mission you can do. You can buy it for i think half a mil afterward.
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: To be clear, I deliberately never said indestructible, as I wasn't aware there weren't any indestructible cars in the game that you could actually get
OK, if we're going to dot the I's and cross the T, what I should have said is that the Kurumas that had the bug (as I understand it) had indestructible windows, but the car was otherwise still vulnerable.
Kurumas with bulletproof windows, OTOH, can still be shattered if you fire enough bullets/rockets at them.
Anyway. This horse has been beaten to death.
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... and it is coming.
The portents are all there. Unmistakable for all those with open eyes. Barely a month and a day away.
Get ready for the 2/2/2022 memes!
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The portents represents laments
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Eh, their not gonna be as good as the April 20th 2020 memes.
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Few days later, at least for those who don't use a heretic date-format, will find themselves on the day of "22-02-22". On that day, we will pass "22:02.22" as a point in time. Two minutes past ten in the evening.
That specific point in time, is "22-02-22, at 22:02.22". If you plan something that day, you might be better of to change the time to "11:01.11".
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Your portents might be even more powerful!
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"Might"?
Look, there's this incantation in this ancient lore I write. "On Error Resume Next".
Works only if our moons align. And don't say you one of those that believe Earth only has one moon
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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In dmy format, we have 22-02-2022, which is a palindrome.
In dmy hms format, we have 22-02-2022 02:20:22 and 22-02-22 22:20:22, which are also palindromes.
In ymd hms format, we have 2022-02-22 20:22:02, which is a palindrome.
In mdy hms format, we have 02-20-2022 02:02:20 and 02-20-22 22:02:20, which are palindromes.
(There are also other palindromes, but they use digits not found in the year 2022)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Almost like the universe aligning.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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