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Amandine[^] or Tiramisu[^]?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Thanks man! It was delicious
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Yeah, I like to eat raw meat cake after a meal of fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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In an effort to cut off the their gambling revenue stream, the Welsh Senedd has announced a total ban on Russian Roulette effective immediately ...
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Hit em where it counts
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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I doubt that has more than a one in six chance of working!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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In the 19th century.
My chamber does twelve.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I'll go to hell for laughing at this
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People are dying there.
This joke is too soon. Way to soon.
Why don't we solve wars by playing monopoly? Or Stratego??
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Regrettably, it's also not far off what the international community is actual doing ...
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Making jokes?
In a war, lots of people die, including children. Are you a father?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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No, implementing fairly useless sanctions ...
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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You'd rather have outright war?
More dead?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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War? There will be some building destroyed, some shot fired and then the "international community" will serve Ukraine to Putin on a silver plate so that he doesn't get pissed and start WW3.
Then when mr Vladimir will decide that Poland is also "etnically, historically and racially" [paraphrased from mr H] Russian, then Czech Republic and Solvakia, then... you got the gist.
And I'm veering waaay too much into Soapbox territory.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Why is it when I discuss politics, I am the one that gets banned.
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Yup. Poland is of no interest, but do explain how this is a danger to Europe.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Apart from having an expansionist semi-dictator at the borders... nothing. And that's why we (Europeans, as I am) might as well bide our farewells to the Balcanic and Eastern Europe neighbors.
And now I shall stop truly as I am already deep in SB territory.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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You already went way beyond. I'm not allowed to comment, that would be a ban.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: This joke is too soon. Way to soon.
I have a customer that's originally from Ukraine.
If you had heard his jokes about this whole situation you'd get a heart attack.
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I wouldn't. I'd just explain war is no joke. Go stand next to the pile of corpses and play comedian there.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I'll make sure to tell him.
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Gallows humor has its place. Sometimes it's the only thing that can keep the tears at bay.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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It's actually a joke about the buffoons in the Welsh (so called) government.
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Twinings and Whittard's enacted an embargo on Russian Caravan.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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