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Seven before breakfast. For the eighth, have dinner at Milliways.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I'm just waiting for my future self to bring me one.
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What do we want?
TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it?
IT'S IRRELEVANT!
Clever And Funny Signs - YouTube
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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90% of being married is just shouting "What?" from other rooms.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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They call that selective hearing, works for me most of the time.
The most expensive tool is a cheap tool. Gareth Branwyn
JaxCoder.com
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Herself has that - she hears one word in three and makes the other two up ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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But hear you whisper something, let's say controversial at 40 yards.
The most expensive tool is a cheap tool. Gareth Branwyn
JaxCoder.com
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Damnit! So did Herself!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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lol
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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True
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Nope if I am in another room I feel justified in ignoring anything but a screech anguish.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I have been married, yes, to the same woman, for 49+ years.
The secrets to a lasting relationship are:
- Pig-headed stubbornness.
- A lot of good luck.
- Separate Bathroms.
True!
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I agree. I got you by a few years.
I wait until noon to put my hearing aids in, I just nod my head knowingly.
>64
Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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They're making head lines.
*hides*
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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groan....
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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That was rough.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I bought velvet pillow and it felt wet. So I caught on with cotton ones.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
modified 16-Jun-22 10:53am.
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If you steal a lamp, do you get a light sentence?
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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