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Movie Quote Of The Day
Why should the courtesan chose the penniless sitar player over the maharajah who is offering her a lifetime of security?
Which movie?
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World's Fastest Indian
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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The Maharajah and the Pauper
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Carry On Up the Kiber?
speramus in juniperus
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The Indian in the Closet?
AIRI, that that's why she didn't want the Maharajah.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Paris in India
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Talking of Sitar players, although not a penniless one, George Harrison torture[^]
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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"Garner fruit turn up once more."(8)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Garner - REAP
fruit - PEAR
turn up once more - REAPPEAR
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I was too slow tonight, I couldn't figure out anything better than this:
"Restore fruit-less one in tower" (8)
I didn't want to re-use 'fruit' but couldn't find a better alternative fast enough.
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Hip?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Hey, Is it the right answer? I didn't get it. CCC-5-9-13[^]
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So they'll have to mind their P's and Q's, and cue up for a pee.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They'll have to queue up before they cue up.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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Wouldn't that have them minding their Q's and P's?
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The Two Ronnies!
I knew it sounded familiar, as I typed "cue up for a pee" (I was worried that I was stealing someone else's joke).
They did the same thing with "queue up for a pee"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Shorter barrel is less accuracy
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Odd yes, but now that he has taken care of #1 and #2, he should be out of material. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Wishful thinking.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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Well, his name is Khatshit...
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Now that's bad! 
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He must be a travelling salesman, and keeps getting caught short.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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