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Chris Quinn wrote: This cartoon[^] puts it all in perspective!
Ah yes, a classic!
Marc
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I thought you were working on a Craig's List clone that will only take "Two Weeks" and offers no pay but you can have 10% of the revenue. : )
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Marc Clifton wrote: please edit the layout of the user bio / skills page to have more white space and look more pretty.
Nope, diffently not the only one to hear that. I've heard that (a version of it)a few times in my dev experiences. I also heard a version of it back in the day when I was on helpdesk for an american ISP "Do you have a modem in an off white?it clashes with my home décor ( kid you not. ACTUAL call).
Clients / users are amusing.
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-Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Two goldfish in a tank and one says, "how do you drive this thing?"
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I think she is naked from the waist down, like Donald Duck.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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you like donald duck? wierd
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: wierd
You spell weird like that?
Weird!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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don't you love dyslexia, it took me 10 minutes to figure out what I had done wrong, as a help, colour code it next time there's a good chap
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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DD loves everything that is naked waist down
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Or, as the Hungarians would say, "Donaldkacsázás".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Does kacsázás means duck?
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According to Google, it means waddle.
Which presumably means Hungarian football fans would recognize "Chriskacsázás".
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Kacsa means duck, so kacsázás is basically "ducking" in a literal sense.
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Splendid, just found out that Google translate are sometimes in trouble, as I also got waddle from it.
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Actually Google translate isn't the culprit here beacause it's right, kacsázás is really valid word meaning* "to twaddle" as in not advancing in a straight line. It's just that is this case it's a made up word which could be described as "donaldducking" like all the "meme-ing" stuff nowadays (South Park did an episode on that).
*it also means the thing a pebble does when it is thrown horizontally on the surface of water so that it bounces a few times before falling in. Isn't language fun?
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Yes, language is quite fun, word games a la Who's who soon gets complicated if you dont know all the connections and meanings. I did see a documentary, where a professor in Linguistics who said that comminication cant really be well defined, and something as a valid sentence can even be properly defined.
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I know It's "Donald Kicks Arse" in French.
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thought you meant Marks and Spencer new autum range
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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2 words : Yoga Pants[^]
(google image search, use at your own risk).
I'd rather be phishing!
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I think "Yoga pants" would really discourage an obese from giving a try at Yoga.
And I can see Microsoft is pretty determined to attract users this time.
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I think you have to be looking for it to find it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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How else would you find it?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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As far as I'm concerned, yes.
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That's a very sexist assumption - that guy just has long flowing locks, that's all.
Pah! There aren't any women in IT, don't be silly!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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