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America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare & without the guns? (Recommended)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Is the only option the recommended option? 
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Yes, and can I have a Happy Meal take-out with that ?
bill
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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I wish I bloody cared.
speramus in juniperus
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Time to reinstall a constitutional limited os.
hows that 'free' healthcare your side of the pond?
Charlie Gilley
<italic>You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house.
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Way, way better than the free health care on your side at the moment... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Funny how "the right to life" always takes a back seat to "the right to possess devices that are designed to kill", over in Leftpond.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dalek Dave wrote: America was not shut down properly
It has been shut down while an "America Budget update request" was running..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Without guns?
In Brazil people can't have guns, and the govern is "awesome", because we can't fight.
My old grandfather tells me about the civil war days...
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Since "Last known good" was not/is not/will not be available for the U.S., i´d prefer the recommended reboot option...
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The "Last known good" backup of the USA is from 3rd July 1776. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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upsch, you are totally right... 
I forgot that!
+5 
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V. wrote: Abort
Abort? In Merca? Are you mad?
speramus in juniperus
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Is there an option on there to start with a new administration? (or is that safe mode?)
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Frack no! And don't offer to scan my disks either! 
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Dalek Dave wrote: Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare & without
the guns?
It is call a Constitutional Congress - now go crazy.
And get rid of the patent trolls and lawyers getting rich off of class actions suits while you are at it.
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Can you guys repossess America? 
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That's it..
I have decided to open a chain of Bars and Night Clubs simply called "Moderation".
It could be a franchise opportunity for some CP members as well.
Down here it is mandatory for all alcohol advertising to bare the slogan; "Drink in Moderation".
So we will not ever have to advertise as all our competitors will be doing this for us.
(Bacon flavoured Gin could be offered at the breakfast happy hour.)
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Yeah, and people are in the Moderation queue waiting for approval from the Moderator (bouncer) 
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Yeah there is always a moderator. I forgot about that.
Many years ago, a gig that I was running successfully for about 2.5 years went AWOL.
The martial arts bouncer was no where to be found.
I was pissed off because presence was to be primary in reducing altercations, just being there with chest out helps.
Found him in cubicle 11, with blood all over the floor, after the incident. None of it was his blood.
There was a huge all in brawl that lasted for about 18 minutes.
I was OK as I only had to block a couple of random punches.
The Police shut us down that night.
It never ever returned. Such a shame
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Up here in Brisbane back in the late 80's there used to be a nightclub that had only one way in and out - via a small elevator. (Sometime after this story the Firies shut it down under fire safety laws.)
It was fairly customary in this club for the bouncers to give you a bit of a touch-up in the elevator on the way down if you were being escorted off the premises. You knew you were in strife if as you were being marched out the bouncers took off their shirts and handed them to the manager (presumably to stop them from having blood on them) before getting into the lift.
So... one night, a couple of people I know were in there having a good time, when for one reason or another they were asked to leave... The two of them were escorted to the lifts, and the bouncers took their shirts off to hand to the manager, and the lift doors closed and punches flew thick and fast.
Once the lift reached the ground floor, the two people I know exited the lifts, leaving the bouncers in a screaming heap on the floor of the lift and hit the button to send them back to the manager.
True story.
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Just Deserves.
It warms my heart that your mates survived and came out on top.
The industry attracts a lot of nasty people and some good people as well.
Even though there has been lots of changes in legislation, this sort of thing still happens on a regular basis.
Drink in Moderation _Damian S_ or Elephant it and go over your quota and enjoy...
Loved your story.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Conservative Central Office have launched their new campaign site[^].
speramus in juniperus
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Quote: Content blocked by your organization
http://forhard-workingpeople.co.uk/
I'm obviously not a hard working person.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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