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enhzflep wrote: people think that feeling smug actually makes them superior.
Nope... just makes them look like fools.
Case in point:
enhzflep wrote: Plugging an android into a telly to watch a movie from the memory card usually presents an opportunity to ask - "Really? What do you mean that's neat? Cant yours do that too?"
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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That, sir, deserves a 5.
I guess I walked right into that one.
Yet another testimony to my foolishness. No wonder I bought an android.
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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It's just like the TARDIS.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Is the job section still around here, I'm looking for a developer but want the circumvent the cowboys agencies in the first instance.
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Nope. It got pulled a while back.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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So am I free to advertise with out fear of retribution
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You're free to advertise. Don't be surprised if a bunch of spammer shaped larts come flying your way though.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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My deflector shields are raised.
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Where are you based ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Have you considered moving?
I would.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So I'm looking for a developer, enlighten me, why would I move?
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To be surreal.
We all know that reality sucks, so doing the opposite can't be a bad idea.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ok, I'm in Surrey - Manchester a bit too far
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Well, there's your problem!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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See below.
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They gone, he gone - move along there, nothing to see here...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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This cleanup job after they are blown up is new, or I missed it before.
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Good POM (Presence Of Mind)
Thanks,
Milind
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Hey, the whole thread disappeared!
That gets a Like!
(Or it would, if I could see a "Like" button.)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_wallace? Yeah ban him. /goes on to report user
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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I would, but the red flag doesn't show up in his postings.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm currently trying to figure out how to pirouette through a small hoop using the absolute worst help file ever to fester within a product.
The product?
adobe RoboHelp 8
W. T. E!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark, have you considered that your tutu may be too tight in the crotch, thus impairing your cognitive abilities ?
worriedly, Bil
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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