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Is the job section still around here, I'm looking for a developer but want the circumvent the cowboys agencies in the first instance.
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Nope. It got pulled a while back.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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So am I free to advertise with out fear of retribution 
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You're free to advertise. Don't be surprised if a bunch of spammer shaped larts come flying your way though.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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My deflector shields are raised.
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Where are you based ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Have you considered moving?
I would.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So I'm looking for a developer, enlighten me, why would I move?
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To be surreal.
We all know that reality sucks, so doing the opposite can't be a bad idea.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ok, I'm in Surrey - Manchester a bit too far 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Well, there's your problem! 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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See below. 
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They gone, he gone - move along there, nothing to see here...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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This cleanup job after they are blown up is new, or I missed it before.
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Good POM (Presence Of Mind) 
Thanks,
Milind
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Hey, the whole thread disappeared!
That gets a Like!
(Or it would, if I could see a "Like" button.)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_wallace? Yeah ban him. /goes on to report user 
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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I would, but the red flag doesn't show up in his postings.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm currently trying to figure out how to pirouette through a small hoop using the absolute worst help file ever to fester within a product.
The product?
adobe RoboHelp 8
W. T. E!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark, have you considered that your tutu may be too tight in the crotch, thus impairing your cognitive abilities ?
worriedly, Bil
Google CEO, Erich Schmidt: "I keep asking for a product called Serendipity. This product would have access to everything ever written or recorded, know everything the user ever worked on and saved to his or her personal hard drive, and know a whole lot about the user's tastes, friends and predilections." 2004, USA Today interview
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Actually, I think I'm getting too much irony in my diet.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And at $1,000 for full version? Yeah I'll second your W.T.E.
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A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."
The man below replies, "You must work in management."
"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*
"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."
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