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contracting1990 wrote:
And that's why this problem occurs.
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Alcohol kill brain cells
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I hate to have to tell you this, but that's bollocks.
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No it is not
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Is this the five-minute argument, or the full half hour?
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90 mins talk show 
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Look in the last place where you had it.
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Is that what you did when you lost them?
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I figure my errant follicles must all be stuck between the pages of comedy MSS, because I only lose them when writing comedy.
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try writing criminal cases
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Most of my writing is criminal.
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I have no idea and it doesn't look like I ever will. [smug] 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Try to shave them and see the result
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contracting1990 wrote: Try to shave them and see the result
Actually, I wouldn't mind but Mrs. Wife would have a fit. Apparently I look like a vicious thug with really short hair. I doubt going all baldilocks would help any.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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mark merrens wrote: I look like a vicious thug with really short hair
You will look like a banana
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modified 29-Oct-13 2:41am.
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That one you'll have to explain.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Buy a hat.
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That will not help since It will still look the same for me
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Find a woman who likes baldies.
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Quantum Computing is a fascinating subject and I hope I live to see it come to fruition, there are a few questions that I would like it to solve; what did I do with the key to my bike lock?, how in the hell did I live through the 60's?, what should I have for supper?, etc..
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It was in the lock, last time I saw it.
Luck and a Guardian Angle. (Didn't help much, but he watched from round the corner.)
Homemade chicken and mushroom pie, mash, peas, and gravy.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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