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A week since the car accident and two interesting things have presented themselves.
Firstly, according to my wife, I no longer snore. I have snored loudly since childhood, even had an unsuccessful operation to improve it once.
Secondly I can no longer cook. Everything I have tried since has gone wrong, and I can't work out why. First time timings were all wrong, some bits burnt, others practically raw. Other times things have tasted wrong.
Obviously the second is far more pressing and serious than the first.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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ChrisElston wrote: Obviously the second is far more pressing and serious than the first.
Well, putting a +ve spin on it - now the Mrs. can cook - no excuses as she'll be getting a decent night's kip for the first time since shacking up with you 
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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Trust me, it's going to take far larger shift in the cosmos for her to be able to cook. I think it will be safer to stick with my freeky tasting crap.
To be fair to her, she is very good at ordering take always by phone.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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ChrisElston wrote: she is very good at ordering take always by phone.
Praise indeed 
I take it she doesn't peruse CP ....
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MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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ChrisElston wrote: even had an unsuccessful operation to improve it once.
I never knew there are operations available to improve snoring? Which idiot would opt for it anyway?
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The one who "sleeps" next to a snorer... 
Herself (bless her little cotton socks) has been known to wake herself up by snoring too loud. Seriously. I have been tempted to have an operation to disable my ears...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: has been known to wake herself up by snoring too loud
Snigger. I did just that on a long-haul flight a while back (not sure when my snoring started but I'm now Olympic level according to the missus). Then I noticed my shoulder felt damp. My T-shirt was soaked with the flood of drool coming from my mouth. 
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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It can be a symptom of more serious things. I had the op as a kid, think it was related to more fundamental nasal breathing issues.
My father-in-law is having an op next week because of his snoring, think it might be apnea related.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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ChrisElston wrote: It can be a symptom of more serious things
It can indeed.
Death by suffocation, for one...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Speaking as one who suffers from sleep apnoea I can sympathise.
Without a CPAP machine I stop breathing several times a night, in between which I snore like a train (a sleeper, I guess)
Mrs Maxxx forced the machine upon me, suggesting that otherwise she would be sleeping by herself ... due to a bereavement.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Those who are aiming to get into the Guinness Book of World Records. I am sure the "Loudest Snore" category is quite competitive. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Ahhhhhh!!!! At least there is one soul who can understand what I say 
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Yeah, but I am pretty twisted, so that might not be a good thing. 
Soren Madsen
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You got hit on nose and it sent some kind of signal to your brain. This resulted in all new circuitry that has made your senses with a pre-defined distance from nose useless.
Where's my doctorate in brain research?
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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ChrisElston wrote: I no longer snore
Wow, I hope this stays here, because I do not want my wife to organize a car crash for me.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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we had a bit of a storm yesterday - we left the beach when the rai started, by the time we got back to the car, the hail had started.
by the time we got out on the road, the hail was HUGE.
video[^]
two got the car before we managed to get under cover, we now have a have a huge dent in the roof and a crack in the windscreen 
and the water tank at home is still nearly empty!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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At least you got to the car and under cover!
I used to hate hail when I was on a motorbike - it was cold, slippery, noisy and damn painful - and that's with "normal" hail, not golf ball / cricket ball sizes like you got. The biggest known is the size of a football: http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_8870000/newsid_8879100/8879199.stm[^] and wieghed a kilo - imagine if that had hit you! 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: it was cold, slippery, noisy and damn painful
A bit like shagging Jane Torville?
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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I loved this from teh link ...
Quote: This hailstone measured 20.5cm wide and weighed in at almost 1kg - about the same as a large tub of butter!
Or about the same weight as something else which weighs a kilogram!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Nah - a tub of butter weighs a special kilo!
It's a bit like lengths and areas: why is it always "an area the size of Wales" when no one has a good mental picture of how big Wales actually is?
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English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: how big Whales actually isare
Because nobody ever ...
OMG[^]
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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I have bookmarked that page as it might be useful in the future, although my current list of bookmarks is the size of Wales so it might be hard to find.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Obligatory XKCD reference[^]
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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From the link: 3 L = 2 Liter bottle? 
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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If in doubt o not sure what an XKCD is all about, there is http://www.explainxkcd.com/[^] - but it does take the fun out of it!
The explanation for the link page: http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=526:_Converting_to_Metric[^] says:
"3 L - Two-liter bottle: Refers to a bottle which contains two liters (in the US usually soda) but itself occupies almost three liters (eg. when submerged)."
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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