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I told you I would succeed. 
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It's a known fact and an old piece of marketing trivia that one of the "hottest" cross selling offers with almost certain success is
music and videos from Wand Erection and sheep lovers paraphernalia like provocative lingerie for instance.
I'd a thunk you'd know that. 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Morally and ethically, your gmail account was hacked by Google.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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It must have been Dolly.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes to all of that, also Leslie Nielsen has died.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It wuz de choclet wot dun 'im in.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Chuck Norris has never actuallty written a line of code. He just roundhouse kicks his computer until HDD head crashes and sets the bits to create the binary for him.
Yup, we're still good.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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You can't beat a Chuck fact! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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OriginalGriff wrote: Well ... 
 Thought so! How's the moggy?
OriginalGriff wrote: You expected miracles perhaps?
Fair point! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Stressed. There is a new cat in the area (new neighbours) called Coco and there is "fun and games" going on over which bit of landscape belongs to whom. They'll sort it out, but at the moment he is rubbing his chin glands on everything he gets near so she knows it's his. 
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Use water. It is helpful when two cats are having problems with communication to each other aka territory negotiations
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Nah - that'll just annoy 'em both and postpone "negotiations". You want this over as quickly as possible to reduce the stress on both animals. And trust me, territory is a big deal to cats: any intrusion causes a lot of stress...
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OriginalGriff wrote:
DeathByChocolate wrote: Does Griff still like sheep?
Well... 
Well now. Obviously Griff has shear determination if ewe are around. But really, who gives a flock? At least he is in sheep shape! He wool be knitting about his passion at baaaaarkleys school for ewes one of these days.
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If I'd known you were on your way I wouldn't have eaten the Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers.
Both boxes.
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: If I'd known you were on your way I wouldn't have eaten the Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers.
I would be disappointed if I hadn't drunk the Gin.
The whole CASE.
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: Is Chris still a nerd?
Is MM still foul mouthed?
Does Griff still like sheep?
And is DD still ... well ... you know?
Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
Well, welcome back, jump on in, the water chocolate is fine!!! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Hehe , hello long time no see. I began to think that you took a lethal dose of chocolate by mistake
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Argonia wrote: I began to think that you took a lethal dose of chocolate by mistake
 Not possible!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Which part - the lethal dose, or the mistake? 
The lethal dose for humans is around 22lbs, which sounds like a fairly decent evening's worth to me.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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'ello again, been anywhere nice?
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Just busy!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Well not much has changed, most of us still here, by the way I (yes me!, king O' the slackers) has go an article published Serial Comms in C# for Beginners[^]  so not much has changed!
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