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And you call yourself a programmer!
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Oh, learning to code it isn't the problem. It's the documentation that takes the time...
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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No offense to CP, but USD $29 for a travel mug?!!
The title reads Ceramic Travel Mug yet the advert qualifies Durable Stainless Steel . Which is it?!!
More humorous is that the description qualifies Dishwasher Safe yet the very next line states Hand wash only .
So, put it in the dishwasher & then wash it by hand, can't use the sink...?!
Even more damned funny is the Mousepad's "Additional View" ~
A plain white mousepad with a 1998-era iMac round-puck mouse !
Good thing is, there's a 30-day Money Back Guarantee.
Everyone go buy a bunch to make Chris (think he's become) a millionaire!
Then return 'em 28 days later! ... OK, not really ... it's the *thought* that counts!
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The joys of cafe press.
We sell 'em at cost (at least they were at cost when we setup the store).
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Well, I'm gonna return the Apple-logo'd Shirt, BBal Cap/Hat and MousePad my wife bought (me for Christmas) via one of our Apple employee friends from the Apple Corporate Store at 1 Infinite Loop in Cupertino and get me some CodeProject garb!!
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Nice!
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So Android competition continues for every month like Mobile competition?
Already I have started to focus on Mobile related things.
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When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is - Henry Minute
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Probably you could see couple of my Android articles on coming year.
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When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is - Henry Minute
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thatraja wrote: coming month
There - fixed your typo.
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Impossible. I'm busy with my first article, will publish it on End-Jan/Start-Feb.
thatrajaCode converters | Education Needed
No thanks, I am all stocked up. - Luc Pattyn
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is - Henry Minute
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Hi,
How easy it is to create a simple app which holds 4-5 videos and can work offline. Say I am offline and I click on this xyz app. On launch it presents front page with 5 video links. On clicking those links, I am able to view those videos.
I think it should be straight forward using html 5?
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I'm not sure - but if you ever need to increase the number of videos, won't you also have to recode in HTML6?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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AndyInUK wrote: How easy it is to create a simple app which holds 4-5 videos and can work offline.
Was this supposed to be question: "How easy is it to create ... and can work offline?" ?
Just pondering
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Maybe.
But did you know that "offline" actually existed before "online"? Back in the day, we had ways to actually store information on the device itself. We had "files", often organized in handy tree-structures called "directories" or "folders" or whatever (can we agree on a name already?) to make finding them back easy (but not easy enough that your parents can remember where they stored that document).
Actually we still have that, and here's an idea: just save those videos. "Explorer" can be your "app".
Or, maybe there's actually a good reason for what you doing.
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If there's no screenshot, your code didn't really happen.
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Brady Kelly wrote: Irgent! Send screnshouts now plz Did I say that really? I take my words.
thatrajaCode converters | Education Needed
No thanks, I am all stocked up. - Luc Pattyn
When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is - Henry Minute
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It will look nice; Brighten up the Tip...
You could also just put a picture of a hamster, that would probably work just as well...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Did you know that some people have never seen a real live DropDown? Except maybe on the History channel.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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Just saw on CP site news that MVP awards will be announced in three days time.
Out of curiosity, how the awards are granted? People are auto-selected based on their progress or there is a 'board-of-judges' that choose them?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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All of the hamsters are placed in a hat. Needless to say, it is a large hat - there are a lot of hamsters. This is called "feeding the Sorting Hat"
In with them is placed 10,292,633 slips of paper, each containing the name of one member.
The hamsters then have a "lively discussion" (i.e. fight) over their prefered slips of paper, shredding the losers for use as bedding.
When the number of intact slips is reduced to one thousand, they are removed from the hat and examined for traces of sunflower seeds which could indicate bribery. Those that pass this are subjected to NSA vetting and handed over to Bob for review. He reduces the list to about 100 and these are passed back to the Hamsters (once the Sorting Hat has been cleaned properly by Sean - one of the reasons he hates MVPs) for the final decision, which is made during a mammoth booze fueled nightlong game of Hamster Poker.
The winners are then announced, and Sean begins his annual ritual of "donning the Mankini" to visit each MVP in person to deliver the certificate. Last year he also included oil and nipple tassles in the outfit, to show his derision...
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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OriginalGriff wrote: This is called "feeding the Sorting Hat"
If the Sorting Hat eats the hamsters at the first round to which hamsters the list passed back on the second? Or they are reproduce that fast?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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OriginalGriff wrote: nipple tassles
You just included this to get Nagy and/or the resident Dalek out of his/their holiday induced hibernation...
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