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I used to work in voice recognition software, and some of the things it comes up with are hysterically funny. 
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Hmmm. After all her slut flashing becomes uninteresting for even the media, the only option open to her for a big year may be joining with her spiritual clone, Justin Bieber, and going for the big-belly-year.
Considering the likely outcome, I'll be unable to eat for the reminder of the morning.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Let's just take a moment to imagine a Cyrus/Beiber bellybomb.
I can't think how it could happen, after all at least one has to be male...
speramus in juniperus
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That assumes they won't follow in the footsteps of "Dolly".
This helps get rid of the of the questions about species comparability, as well.
Nonetheless, good call on your part.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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So bieber gets pregnant.... the child would be a mix of a freaky gay female male and his childhood would be ruined before Born?
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I thought they were the same person[^], give or take a bit of make-up?
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It's got to be a lot of makeup.
Picture JB twerping.
(sorry about that - you'll never enjoy a full nights sleep again)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I really, really wish I hadn't googled that word...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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If you don't know what 80 ft looks like, here you go: Its f'in massive![^]
modified 3-Feb-14 8:18am.
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I don't know why, but I fancy a Guinness now.
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Man talk about surf's up, that is a monster!
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It is an obscenely massive wave.
I see he got towed into it, its the only way when they are this big I guess, you could never paddle quick enough to get on it. I wonder if he has foot straps on though, with the speed and bounciness of the ride I would want them. And a mini scuba tank! 2 meters is the biggest I ever surfed, and going over the falls on one of those is bad enough.
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Erudite_Eric wrote: I see he got towed into it, its the only way when they are this big I guess,
Yeah I don't think there would be anyway to over it paddling.
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Laird Hamilton is the guy to watch doing this, I think he came up with foot straps and towed in surfing. OK, its a logical conclusion; I had foot straps on my old surf board 15 years ago and used to get towed around by my knackered old speed boat for a bit of fun, but we never had waves big enough near where I could launch the boat from to try it for surfing.
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In all my years living in FL the biggest waves were probably during a hurricane and they probably highest was 6ft, normal wave height is around 1-3ft. And whenever a hurricane is predicted all the surfers head for the beach.
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Huge! That guys has balls of steal.
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Eye Of The Day[^]
(Just to please Marco Bertschi[^])
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You look better today!
speramus in juniperus
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I can't comment on this. At least without having my account closed.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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And here I thought this to be your real eye[+]
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Eye see what you mean. 
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Eye see what you did there!
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(Best pirrate voice) Eye did ye now lad?
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Eye browsed by[^] this post, and eye had to leaf.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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