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Wow, that's certainly paws for thought, eh?
/ravi
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Meow why would you guys start down this path?
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Oh, I thought it was the purrfect way to continue the tail.
/ravi
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I had a feline that this would happen.
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This is still going on!? ...you've got to be kitten me!
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Are you suggesting I cat nip it in the bud?
/ravi
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These puns couldn't pawssibly get any worse... or could they?
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We're just starting to sink our claws into the bucket-o-puns.
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Yes, I think we're just beginning to scratch the surface.
/ravi
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Looks like you're ready to pounce.
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I think that's just stalk.
/ravi
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I'm not too sure, everyone loves to hear the roar of the crowd.
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Oh it's just a cute widdle baby tiger.
That will rip your face off!
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He's just being a good pet owner... taking his cat for a walk. 
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Hum Beethoven at it.
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At least we could.
At least, at the time we fooled ourselves we could.
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Veni, vidi, vici.
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I don't think Bob the Builder would've come off so well if that was the theme.
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose
but DON'T pick your friends nose!
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Some people have a nosejob fetish.
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Kind of sounds Carlinian. 
George Carlin said:
"You can prick your finger, just don't finger your prick."
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Well I just realized I had nothing funny to say
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Did you hear the one about the peas?
well, whaddaya know, neither do I have anything funny to say. Must be contagious.
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