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When clearly it was meant to be "Banal Sax".
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I thought he wanted to watch Canal Six
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'I' is nothing like 'bluewaffle'
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That mistake should last you a while.
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A few months ago I tried texting my wife "I'm hitting the road" (to indicate that I was leaving the office) and it came out "I'm hitting the torah".
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: I'm hitting the torah If you Kippah doing that, the Rabbi will be quite upset with you!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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I hate answering QA questions on my tablet: every stupid time it changes "Code" to "Coffee", which (while somewhat synonymous) does kinda ruin the sentence.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No, no, no.
It is your job to change coffee to code.
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I do change coffee to something, but then I press the "whoosh" button and it disappears...
My code does not require coffee: my brain requires coffee in order to work out which end of my arms my fingers are on...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And that was the last time we heard from Simon Lee Shugar
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Simon Lee Shugar wrote: which autocorrected to "Ok donkey"..
I get these messages from my Missus all the time.
She-aww, she-aww, she always calls me a Donkey.
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"That's my faaaaaa-ther."
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While on vacation "wish you were her"!
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while texting a male collegue:
"Lurking forward to sex you tomorrow, let's get some beard and pizza for hat"
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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lol that made me giggle a bit. I guess the collegue has since moved teams / departments / state / county?
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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HobbyProggy wrote: while texting a male collegue:
So you're the one!
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"Getting her is half the fun." -- Mad magazine
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Posting a status on Facebook lately about the noisy wedding party that was going on in the hotel I was staying in, my phone changed "there's a noisy wedding disco going on in the room above mine" to "there's a noisy wedding dick going on in the room above mine"!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Mine doesn't kick in until 2nd cup of coffee.
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Him: "Bad news honey. I just got laid. We'll talk when I get home."
Her: "You're damn right we'll talk!"
Him: "LAID OFF!! dammit..."
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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No! it never fails. You should stop sending messages to a donkey.
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I would consider using them, just for that!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'll just leave this[^] here.
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